After waiting in the waiting room for several hours the patient’s presenting complaint to the emergency department (not the “emergency room”) was to “do one of those surgeries to make me a woman.”
Exactly how is it that one should respond to that type of request?
Our answer was “Sorry, this is a Catholic institution. We don’t do that kind of thing here.”
Runner up complaint: “I think I have carpal tunnel in my neck.” Kind of like having a sore throat in your wrist, I guess …