We got into an argument with our 5 year old daughter last night about trying the new dish that my wife prepared for dinner.
The dish contained onions and Daughter WhiteCoat didn’t know what they were, so she picked them out of the meal and set them on the side of the plate.
We asked her to try one.
She asked us what they were.
We told her.
She began crying.
“Honey, just try one. That’s all we’re asking. You just might like them.”
She bawled even harder.
“What is wrong with you?”
[Between sniffles] “I heard that they’re bad for your eyes.”
Dinner ended early because we couldn’t stop laughing.