Should’ve Listened To Mom

bear-crotchHad a patient come in with a really strange injury not too long ago.

The patient was a construction worker on an office building and they were using a crane to lift supplies onto the second and third floors. The patient was involved in packing up the pallets of supplies, attaching the large hook from the crane onto the pallets, making sure the pallets balanced, and then unloading the pallets once they were lifted to the upper floors.

It was getting toward the end of the day, so the construction worker decided to slide down the crane’s cable to get from the second floor of the building back down to the ground. He forgot what was at the end of the cable until …


The large hook at the end of the cable tore through his jeans, grabbed him by the gonads, and ripped a huge hole in his scrotum. As in there was a tear from the bottom of his scrotum all the way up to his groin. His testicles were both clearly visible.

Happy ending in that there were no injuries to the family jewels themselves and the urologist came in immediately to sew everything back together again.

It was funny watching everyone’s faces as they walked out of the room. The urologist had a look of shock on his face. The nurse taking care of him made a face, cringed, crossed her legs, and covered her groin with both hands. The prize for the best response goes to the anesthesiologist, though. After examining the patient, he walked out of the room shaking his head, came up to the desk, began filling out his paperwork and said:

“His mom should’ve told him to stay away from hookers.”

8 Responses to “Should’ve Listened To Mom”

  1. NurseExec says:

    Owwwwwww. This one made me cringe.

  2. scalpel says:

    With an injury like that, I’d have to suspect that a certain cranky professor was involved until proven otherwise.

  3. Rogue Medic says:

    And the anesthesiologist doesn’t even have to work at it to get laughs. He just needs to give the right drugs.

  4. Moondust says:

    OMG, my girly bits just ached for him…EEK!

  5. ERP says:

    Good one. I will have to remember it.

  6. Chrys says:

    Poor guy! He’ll never do that again.

  7. Don Salva says:

    Haha, I’m sorry but the bear is just plain hilarious…

  8. rtscribe says:

    Rule#1: Protect the Nads.

    I think I learned that one when I was 4 or 5 years old.

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