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My Newest Medical Problem

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

I was extra busy during a recent shift, then I got annoyed about something and began keeping track of it.

The fun part of having a blog is that I can turn something that annoys me into a post.

I have now learned that a dreaded medical problem afflicts me. No wonder I’m not feeling well.

When I ask patients about their medical allergies, more often than not patients suffer from at least one. During a recent shift, I had 17 people who told me that they had medication allergies. When someone has an allergy, I always ask what the allergic reaction is. The responses I received included the following:

  • Seven people had allergies to various medications (most often penicillin) because their parents told them they had a reaction as a child. They didn’t know what the reaction was, but they have never taken the medication since.
  • Four people had nausea and vomiting with medications that typically cause nausea and vomiting as one of their side effects.
  • Three people tended to develop a rash.
  • One person said that allergies to medications “run in his family” and therefore his doctor told them that he was probably allergic to the medications as well.
  • One woman stated that her allergy to codeine caused her to get “higher than a kite.”
  • One guy said that if he takes penicillin, he “dies.” As an aside, I tend to hear this allergic reaction on a regular basis and wonder how the people are still alive to know about the allergy.

Well, I never stop learning and am glad to know that I should now avoid the following things as my allergic reactions to them will make me feel sicker:

Root Beer – it makes me burp
Tequila – it makes me higher than a kite and then makes me vomit the next morning. Actually, it gives me dizziness when I try to stand up from the bar, too.
Chili’s Baby Back Ribs – they always seem to give me the runs
Poison Ivy – it gives me a rash
Mosquitoes – they make it itch wherever they bite me
The Sun – it gives me terrible skin burns if I spend too much time in it
Telephones – they cause a ringing in my ears
Water – it makes me pee
Cyanide – if I take it, I die

Can I get disability for this?

UPDATE JULY 10, 2009
In the comments section, Jennifer raises an excellent point. How should patients describe adverse effects from medications if they aren’t allergic reactions?
We need to draw a line between “allergies” and “adverse side effects”.
As a rule of thumb, if you are experiencing one of the symptoms listed in the handout given to you by the pharmacist, then chances are that it is an adverse side effect and not an allergy. If you lost your medication handout, you can go to my “Useful Links” page at the upper right and click on the link for “Dailymed” – that site contains the package inserts for most medications marketed in the US.
The reason for the distinction is important. If a physician gives a medication to a patient after the patient has expressed an allergy to that medication and there is a bad outcome, the bad outcome will likely be attributed to an “allergic reaction” to the medication. However, if a patient experiences a side effect from a medication, the medication can still be given without the air of giving a patient something they “shouldn’t be receiving.”
Relaying that information to your physician might involve saying “I get constipated with ‘X’ medication, can we try a different one?”
Listing a medication as an “allergy” will often preclude you from getting that medication or any similar medications. For example, an allergy to penicillin will also keep you from getting amoxicillin, ampicillin, nafcillin, and any other medication that ends in “cillin.” If instead, you say that penicillin gives you diarrhea, you doctor may be able to work with you to find a solution that avoids the side effect – maybe probiotics or yogurt while taking the medication.

Treating Asthma on the Cheap

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

For people who suffer from asthma, most treatment involves an “MDI” or “metered dose inhaler.”

I won’t get into all the specifics here, but many people don’t use inhalers correctly which, in turn, significantly decreases the effectiveness of the inhaler. Putting the inhaler in your mouth and actuating it causes a substantial proportion of the medicine to be sprayed either on your tongue, on the roof of your mouth, or on the back of your throat. Ideally, patients should hold the inhaler 2 inches (2-3 finger breadths) in front of their mouth, open their mouth, actuate the inhaler, and then inhale deeply – with their mouth still open. Looks dorky, but that is what gets the most medications into your lungs. Often patients have difficulty coordinating the actions.
Here is a link describing proper MDI use.
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Enter the spacer device. The spacer is a hollow chamber that fits on the end of a metered dose inhaler. The dose of medicine is sprayed into the chamber where it forms a mist. The patient then inhales the medicine from the other end of the inhaler so the particles get deeper into the lungs. Here’s a link about use of spacer devices. Use of a spacer device can increase the amount of medication delivered to the lungs by 300%.

While a spacer device can make you better, they’re expensive. You can get them from Canada for $65. In the US, they’re more like $80 to $100. If you lose them or they crack, you’re out another $100 to replace them.

So a patient came to the ED and was having trouble controlling her asthma. I recommended a spacer device to help her – in addition to adding steroids to her regimen. She told me that other doctors had recommended a spacer, but that money was tight and she couldn’t afford one.

Spacer Device So I MacGyvered a spacer device out of the water bottle she had sitting on the bed next to her. Basically, I used a pair of scissors to cut a hole in the bottom of the bottle that would just fit the end of the MDI (this is another version I made at home where the hole is a little too big).

This obviously isn’t an ideal device. Some of the medication will be deposited on the ribbed sides of the bottle. It’s probably a little bigger than it should be as well. But even if it doubles the amount of medication getting into the patient’s lungs, it’s better than using nothing at all.

It would be an interesting study to determine the amount of medication delivered via traditional spacer versus this jury-rigged version. If it helps keep patients breathing, it’s worth it.

UPDATE JULY 18, 2009
Thanks to the research from Allergy Notes! There were a couple of published studies showing no statistical difference between the use of homemade spacers and commercial devices.
See this Cochrane review
Also see this study in Lancet showing “a conventional spacer and sealed 500 mL plastic bottle produced similar bronchodilation, an unsealed bottle gave intermediate improvement in lung function, and a polystyrene cup was least effective as a spacer for children with moderate to severe airways obstruction.”

The Trial of a WhiteCoat – Part 11

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

As everybody prepared for the plaintiff’s opening statement, I could see that 7 of the 12 jurors had their note pads out and were ready to take notes. Good.

There were several tables in the courtroom. The plaintiff, her daughter, and the Grinch sat at the table closest to the judge’s bench. There was a three foot gap between their table and our table. Vinny sat at the end of our table next to the plaintiffs. Louise sat next to me. The other defendant physician – the on-call medical resident taking care of the patient – sat on the other side of me. His attorneys sat next to him. A smaller table formed an “L” shape at the back of the courtroom. Hospital attorneys and a hospital representative sat on the end.

The Grinch started strong out of the gate by misstating several facts in the case. I had the charts committed to memory. I could rattle off the pages that showed he was misrepresenting things. Less than one minute into the trial and I already felt like standing up and asking him if we’re talking about the same patient.

He made statements like “the facts can only show that Dr. WhiteCoat should have called the consult sooner,” and “there was no question that the patient was suffering from this disease – blood was oozing from his abdomen.” Lying bastard.

I read up a little about trials before all this went down. According to what I had read, attorneys are not allowed to make arguments in the opening statement. They’re limited to factual statements only.

“Without immediate treatment, this disease will undoubtedly kill the patient.” Whaaat?!?! Didn’t everyone remember the juror that was excluded when he had the same type of symptoms and did just fine? How much more argumentative can you get? I kept looking over at Vinny. He just sat there taking notes. Blank stare. Poker face. No objections.

Then I looked at Louise. She had her hair in a bun and was all prim and proper in her dark blue blazer and skirt. She had a poker face as well. She intermittently took notes on a note pad with her chewed-up pen, but was apparently more interested in doodling a picture of a flower at that point.

I leaned over and asked “Are we going to do anything about this argument crap?”

She put her pen down firmly on the pad, looked back at me, put her hand over her mouth and whispered “Doc-tor … You have to leave this in our hands now. You have to trust us.”

The little voice in my head said “Yeah? Bite me. You have Starbucks breath and I hate it when people call me ‘Doc-tor.’” I kept my mouth shut.

Apparently my comments got to Louise, though, because she objected three times after that and all three objections were sustained. On the third objection, the judge told the Grinch to “knock it off.” The objections threw the Grinch off his game.

“The family thought the patient looked horrific. They knew that something was wrong even before Dr. WhiteCoat did.”
“Dr. WhiteCoat chose not to consult a surgeon, but instead asked a second-year resident to come and help him figure out what was wrong with the patient.”
“The most appropriate consultant was a surgeon, not a doctor in training. But the surgeon was one of the last people called.”

I leaned over and looked at Vinny again. He just sat there taking notes in his notebook. I was getting pissed … to the point that I could feel my face getting red. Louise stopped doodling and looked at me with the kind of stare your mother uses when she’s mad at you and she doesn’t want to say anything to embarrass herself. I stared back at her for a second, gave her a little fake smile, and sat back in my seat.

“Multiple medical experts will tell you that the standard of care required an immediate surgical consult when the patient arrived in the emergency department. When he arrived, the patient was ‘salvageable.’ Because of Dr. WhiteCoat’s delays, there was no chance to save him.”

I leaned over to the codefendant physician and whispered “where is he getting this stuff?” Louise leaned over to me and whispered “Stop it.” She hesitated a second, looked me in the eye again and said “STOP… IT….”

“This was not one of those cases in which the doctors can just say ‘We’ll take care of this tomorrow.’”
“Had there been an early surgical evaluation, the patient would still be here today.”

I sat up in my chair after the plaintiff attorney said this. Finally, Vinny objected to the statement as being argumentative. The judge sustained the objection. Great. He’s awake.

“The evidence will overwhelm you in favor of the plaintiff,” the Grinch concluded. “As you listen to the evidence in this trial, ask yourself one question — why wasn’t the surgeon contacted when the patient arrived at the hospital?”

The Grinch sat down at his table. Vinny twisted his head to the side in an apparent attempt to crack his neck. Then he fumbled with some papers and stood up.

Now … you will learn the rest of the story. I’m going to tell you all the things that the plaintiffs lawyer didn’t tell you. You will learn that the patient’s disease was an extremely rare disease … doctors may not see one case in their entire career. You will also learn that the patient was too unstable to be taken to surgery that night. You will learn that another hospital mismanaged the patient’s care by misdiagnosing his condition twice before he ever came to see Dr. WhiteCoat in the emergency room ….”

Vinny went on for about 15 minutes contradicting most of the things the Grinch said. He repeatedly referred to the notes he had taken while sitting at the desk, saying that “Mr. Grinch told you this, but the facts will show that wasn’t the case. Instead, the facts will show this.”

I liked it. I think the opening statements gave Vinny some credibility and made the Grinch look like he was trying to mislead the jury.

After opening statements were done, Vinny pulled me aside and chastised me.

“Don’t act like that, you hear me? You want the jury like you. You know they’re going to like the plaintiffs because their family member died. Sit there, smile, and look friendly. We clear?”

“Yeah … crystal.”

See previous posts in this series here.

Mind Snap

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Donkey in BarnI’m getting just about fed up with the Medical Marijuana Advocates (AKA “JCAHO”, AKA “TJC”) and this whole bunch of HospitalCompare.gov bullhokey.

The chart police at our hospital audited a bunch of charts from the emergency department and I got letters about several “serious offenses.”

First, I got in trouble because I couldn’t be credited with giving antibiotics within the 4 hour … no … now make that 6 hour window for a patient with pneumonia. For the moment forget about the fact that this quality indicator may do more harm than good. Forget that most pneumonias are viral and that requiring doctors to give antibiotics for these viral infections, similar to using Raid to kill dandelions, increases bacterial resistance and helps to spread MRSA. But I digress.

It wasn’t that the patient didn’t get timely antibiotics. The patient got antibiotics not within just 4 hours, but within 2 hours. By the way, congratulations on your increased chances of acquiring MRSA due to our government agency’s blind directives, sir.
It wasn’t that the patient didn’t get appropriate antibiotics. The patient had allergies to several medications (that were from 50 years ago when he was an infant, so he didn’t know what the reactions were), and given his history, we used clindamycin.
My serious offense was that CMS supposedly couldn’t tell what medication was ordered. Instead of writing out “clindamycin 300 milligrams piggyback through the intravenous line over 30 minutes,” the order said “clinda 300mg IVPB.” The nurse gave clindamycin 300 milligrams piggyback through the intravenous line over 30 minutes. But it was still considered poor quality care not because the patient didn’t receive his medication … not because the medication wasn’t given in a timely fashion … but because micromanaging government clipboard patrols with apparently little medical background couldn’t figure out what medication was ordered.

Fortunately for everyone involved, the ClindaCyanide and the ClindaDrano were on backorder in the pharmacy. Otherwise, the patient could have received some other dangerous medication beginning with “clinda” via his IV. Oh yeah, I forgot, there are no other medications beginning with “clinda” aside from clindamycin.

Just another reason why the whole HospitalCompare.org web site should be viewed with a healthy dose of skepticism. The statistics don’t necessarily tell you what they purport to tell you.

But that’s not all …

I also got dinged because I didn’t do one of the Medical Marijuana Advocates’ “time out” forms before doing a lumbar puncture and before draining an abscess.

“Time outs” are required before surgery so that surgeons don’t cut off the wrong appendage or do surgery on the wrong site. There are multiple requirements for a “time out” including preparing proper documentation (because that contributes so much to patient care), reviewing relevant images (if any), readying any necessary equipment, making an unambiguous mark near the procedure site with ink that will still be visible after any skin preparation (doctor’s initials are suggested), and double-checking the site mark before the procedure.
I’m not actually sure that these are the requirements, because I tried to look them up on the Medical Marijuana Advocates’ web site, but they keep the requirements hidden. Isn’t it great how an organization that is supposedly advocating for patient safety keeps all of its initiatives hidden from public view? But I digress yet again.
In theory, I don’t have any problems with marking the site to be operated on if a patient is going to be put under anesthesia prior to surgery and won’t be able to say “Hey doc, why are you starting to cut on my left leg when the abscess is on the right leg?” I’ll even go as far to say that the “time out” concept is a good idea under those circumstances.

But apparently the Medical Marijuana Advocates are now applying this “good” idea to areas where it does not belong and are now citing hospitals for compliance issues if there is not a “time out” form on file for every invasive procedure – even those done at the bedside. Of course I can’t find this on the TJC web site either. If this policy is true, it is asinine.

How exactly is it that I’m going to do a wrong site lumbar puncture? It’s not like I’m ruling out meningitis in many jellyfish. I haven’t had to rule out a subarachnoid hemorrhage in a Siamese twin lately. I don’t suffer from short term memory loss, so it’s not like I won’t remember the patient who just signed the consent form for me to do the procedure. Explain to me how drawing a circle and writing my initials on the back of a patient getting a lumbar puncture is going to improve patient safety.

Leg abscesses are just as bad. Good thing JCAHO is saving us from maiming people with abscesses in the emergency department. “Yeah, sir, that 10 cm abscess on your leg disappeared in the three minutes that elapsed between the point when I examined you and the point that I returned to the room after going to get a scalpel. Oh well, as long as you’re here, I guess I’ll just fillet open your thigh to look for ingrown hairs. Ooops! The abscess was on your other leg! Sorr-rry!”

If we’re going to do these forms on every invasive procedure, the lab is going to have a lot more work drawing blood. A spinal tap can be considered “drawing spinal fluid”, so drawing blood must also be an invasive procedure. Now doctors are going to have to be involved with every blood draw.

I’m most worried about a couple of other invasive procedures, though.

Not sure how the female patients are going to explain to their significant others how my initials got on their crotches if I have to do a pelvic exam.

And I could be wrong, but I don’t think that too many guys are going to let me draw a circle around their anus and put my initials there before I get out the glove and lube to do a prostate check.

Well … I’m going to go have a time out, write my initials on my right wrist, get all the proper equipment together (including a bottle and a frosted mug) and have 12 oz of ClindaBudweiser p.o. before I stroke out.

The Pinnacle of Success

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Every medical blogger aspires to be a calendar doc.

Well my med blogging career is officially complete. I’m Medblog Addict’s Mr. June.

Check out her blog, read my interview, and listen to my new hit country western single “Looks Like I’m Goin’ to the ED

Don’t know where else I can go from here. Maybe a recording contract??

The Trial of a WhiteCoat – Part 10

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

After the potential jurors got the chance to sit and stare at me, it was my turn to size them up. I wanted to get a good set of jurors, but I had no idea what to look for.Vinny helped clue me in.

There are several things to be considered. Attorneys have to try to guard against bias. Some jurors may have hidden biases that the attorneys try to discover through questioning. Some jurors also have very strong personalities and may influence other jurors. One person’s will could possibly become the will of many because of their strong personality or because of their knowledge regarding a subject. Those types of jurors are called “superjurors.”

Jurors can be excluded either for cause or by preemptory challenge. Being excluded for cause means that the juror has a pre-existing bias and the judge decides that the juror would not be impartial in deciding the outcome of the case. If a juror cannot be excluded for cause, then each side has several preemptory challenges where a lawyer can exclude a juror for no reason. Once all the preemptory challenges are used up, you have to take what you get, so you have to use your preemptory challenges wisely. Part of the game is seeing what order the potential jurors will be presented in. If a lot of good jurors appear early in the course of voir dire, then you try to save your preemptory challenges for later to exclude the potential bad ones.

The potential jurors all had to fill out a questionnaire before they came to court. Attorneys for both sides had copies of all the cards. Vinny told me that in complex medical malpractice cases like this, it was his experience that less educated jurors tended to award money to plaintiffs based on sympathy instead of basing a decision on the facts of the case. While we waited for the judge, Vinny flipped through the cards. One woman wrote that she was employed as a “watres.” Vinny set her card to the side. Another wrote that he was an “employe.” Vinny set his card to the side, too.

Before the questioning took place, a couple of jurors said that they could not promise they would be unbiased because of problems they had with doctors in the past. They stated that they would try to look at things fairly, but that they could not promise they would be unbiased. They were excused. Take note, all you people trying to avoid jury duty.

Then the lawyers began to go back and forth asking sets of three potential jurors the same questions over and over again. One of the jurors fell asleep and began snoring. He sounded like a door creaking until another juror kicked his chair from behind. He sat up with a jolt. Several people giggled.

One of the first potential jurors called looked promising. His wife was a doctor. He also had a close friendship with an expert witness, and he said that his relationship with the expert witness relationship could influence his decision. The judge bounced him. Damn.

Mrs. C. was a woman in her fifties. Her husband was involved with multiple workers compensation claims. She seemed very upset about those suits. Almost as if she was biased against plaintiffs. Her sister was a nurse. She ended up being excluded.

Mr. S was a man in his fifties. He was a single business owner and a sole proprietor. He had no lawsuits. Several of his friends were police officers and he stated that the fact that the patient was a police officer may influence his decision. He had a pre-existing bias towards resident physicians, stating that they should not be in charge of patient care. Seemed very opinionated. We excluded this one.

Mrs. M. was a 26-year-old corrections officer at the local prison. During most of the initial questioning, she played with her fingernails and did not pay attention to anything that was going on in court. Vinny excluded her.

Mr. L was a 40-year-old restaurant manager. His wife was one of his waitresses. His brother was recently hit by a car and is involved in a lawsuit. His father died and he believes that it was due to medical malpractice. Fortunately, the judge excused him because of the potential bias.

Mr. F was a 62-year-old retired newspaper editor. His son was a photojournalist. He had no previous jury experience. He has a friend who is an orthopedic surgeon. When asked about the current healthcare setting, he stated that he wanted malpractice limits. The plaintiff excused him.

Mr. L was a 50-year-old telecommunications specialist. His son was a minister. He had a problem with the surgery that was performed on him and getting insurance to pay for it. Eventually the doctor who performed the surgery paid for the remainder of his charges. He seemed very happy with doctors although he was nervous when being questioned. Seemed like a good juror for our side, but the plaintiffs got rid of him.

Mrs. B. was a 66-year-old retired video producer. Now she owns a studio with her husband. Her daughter-in-law is an emergency physician in Milwaukee. Several relatives are physicians and a brother-in-law is a surgeon. Another great juror that was excluded by the plaintiff.

Mrs. P. was a 60-year-old homemaker. Her husband is a tax attorney in her son is a real estate attorney. Her son and daughter-in-law both pediatricians. She was previously a foreperson in a jury with a case involving personal injury. Her son had been involved in a lawsuit against his law firm that was “thrown out of court.” On the surface, she seemed like a good juror, but I had bad vibes about her. While she was sitting in court, she repeatedly looked over towards the plaintiffs, almost as if she sympathized with them. A further questioning, she revealed that she had been the victim of medical malpractice by having a fracture that was missed by an emergency physician. Later her primary care physician caught the fracture and treated it appropriately. She said that she was “not angry” afterwards. She had many interactions with medical residents and had “no problems.” This just seems like a woman who has a hidden agenda. I told Vinny that I did not want her on the jury. The plaintiff asked for a meeting in the judge’s chambers. When everyone came back, she was excluded. Good.

Another Mr. B. came right afterwards. He was a 60-year-old guy who owned a heating and air-conditioning business. He had been sued several times in the past due business contracts. He stated he had a big problem with the insurance industry. “Every time someone does something, they get sued. My insurance is through the roof.” Another one of the plaintiffs bullets gone.

Mrs. K. was a 45-year-old special-education professor. She said that she had several cousins and friends in the medical profession and that she empathized with physicians. She stated that her feelings toward physicians may impact upon her impartiality. The judge rolled his eyes and said “Fine, you are excused.”

Mr. C. was a retired electrician, 55 years old. His father died during surgery and the surgeon taking care of him was a resident. He was excluded by the hospital.

Mr. S. was a very interesting potential juror. He was 65 and was a retired manager for any production company. His sister is a nurse. He states that he has a problem with nursing care because “they all speak foreign languages.” About 30 years ago, he said that he had a problem very similar to the plaintiff’s problem and healed up just fine from it. Said that the doctors did a good job at treating him for it. I leaned back with a smile on my face, folded my arms, and looked over at the Grinch. He looked back at me and I nodded my head at him. Needless to say, this juror was excused after another meeting in the judge’s chambers. I wrote down his name and all the stuff he said, so that when I testify, I will make sure to bring him up as an example to show how some patients can have the exact same symptoms as my patient had and can do just fine.

We broke for lunch. I went off on my own and ate in a little greasy spoon restaurant near the courthouse. Called my wife and told her how things were going. Wished she was there with me.

Mrs. M. was a housewife and former pediatric occupational therapist. Her husband was a computer consultant. She had been on two juries. She conveniently brought a note from a doctor saying that she was just started a new medications for migraine headaches and that those medications may cloud her judgment. Good one. The judge excused her.

Mrs. P. was a 50-year-old secretary. She stated that she was admitted for five weeks at the same hospital being sued and that they “saved her life.” She didn’t remember much about her emergency room experience. Wouldn’t that be weird if I was the one who treated her? The plaintiff excused her. He is running low on bullets.

Selection continued on like this for a couple more hours. Eventually, the full jury was selected, but we needed to pick several alternates. Almost there. Vinny said that both sides were running low on their preemptory challenges.

A note to self: Eat bland food for lunch. During lunch, I had an omelet with sausage in it. By the time we were up to picking alternates, my stomach was singing the Star Spangled Banner. Hopefully court will get out for the day before the omelet makes it to the other end. Otherwise, the whole courtroom is in trouble. Wouldn’t make a very good impression on the jury, I’m sure.

Mrs. L. was a 56-year-old clinical therapist with the social services department. She was very opinionated. She stated that she had been in jury duty one time before in the past and “felt clueless.” Bye-bye.

Mrs. C. was a 48-year-old housewife. She was Spanish and stated that her English was not so good. When the attorneys asked her about the plaintiff, she began crying and stated that she felt so sorry for this woman losing her husband. She stated that she was a “very sensitive person.” She said that she would try her best on the jury. After several go arounds with the judge, she was excluded.

Mr. B. was a 45-year-old systems analyst. He reminded me of Jerry Lewis. The mother of one of his friends died from overmedication after surgery. His father-in-law died from a heart attack. One of the things I noticed about him was that when he went to the bathroom, he purposely walked behind the plaintiff and defense tables with all of the paper sitting around and was snooping through what he could see on the tables as he walked by. This nosiness bothered me, especially since it kept happening. I did not especially want him on the jury, but he was chosen as the second alternate.

Jury selection is finally complete. Pretty happy with the makeup.

Now we get down to business.

See previous posts in this series here.

A New “Silent Killer”?

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

07_07_53---Wheat_webHypertension has often been dubbed the “silent killer” because most people don’t feel any different when their blood pressure is elevated, yet longstanding hypertension has adverse effects on so many organ systems – heart, brain, eyes, kidneys, etc – that it will eventually kill the patient if the hypertension is left untreated.

A study out this month in the journal “Gastroenterology” shows that there may be a new “silent killer” on the block.

The authors analyzed blood samples from 9100 adults at the Warren Air Force Base collected between 1948 and 1954, looking for serum markers of celiac disease. They then compared the rates of undiagnosed celiac disease with recent blood samples from patients in a Minnesota town. The study had two surprising conclusions.

First, the incidence of celiac disease in patients 60 years ago was 0.2% while the incidence of celiac disease in the current blood samples was 0.8% to 0.9%. I wasn’t able to access the whole study on the Gastroenterology web site, but other confounding factors such as sampling bias may have explained at least some of these differences.

Second, patients with undiagnosed celiac disease had a nearly 4-fold increase in risk of death during the 45 year follow up period. Again, correlation does not necessarily mean causation, so it would be interesting to see the causes of death in the study population. Untreated celiac disease is associated with an increased incidence of lymphomas, thyroid disease, and gastrointestinal cancers, so an increase in death from those diseases in the study population would be more impressive than a bunch of deaths from car accidents or drug overdoses.

Celiac disease was featured in an episode of “House” and has affected Elisabeth Hasselbeck from “The View”.

Will have to go to the medical library and pull the article to read through it further, but just found the conclusions surprising.

Repost: Let The Mayhem Begin

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

I rarely do re-posts, but each time the new round of residents shows up in their brand new lab coats, it makes me think of this story. Today I was grinning on the inside yet again.

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Medical studies prove it. Interns are more error prone during the first month of their first year in training. July 1 is the “changing of the guard,” so doctors and patients alike – be careful out there.

In honor of the graduating students and the residents graduating to their new PGY year, below is my version of a MasterCard commercial for the best story I heard about a new resident on an OB service. First a bit of an explanation.

When a woman is in labor, doctors will periodically do a gyne exam to determine how dilated the cervix has become. When the cervix is only 1 or 2 cm dilated (sometimes called “fingertip” dilated because all you can get in there is a fingertip), delivery usually isn’t imminent. As the cervix dilates, you can begin to feel the baby’s head (unless there is a breech presentation and you feel a foot or the baby’s buttocks). When the patient hits 8 or 9 cm, the patient usually starts feeling a need to push the baby out. Grab your catcher’s mitt, because the baby is coming. A little more information about cervical dilation in pregnancy is here.

Getting back to the story … mind you that this story is hearsay, but it comes from a friend of mine who worked as a secretary on an OB floor, so I consider her a pretty reliable source. I also did an internet search to make sure that I’m not perpetuating some urban legend and I couldn’t find anything. So here goes:

Medical school education: $240,000
Brand new white lab jacket with embroidered name: $37.50
Four pack of Red Bull to keep you up all night during your first call: $9.00
Obstetrical textbook to learn about the stages of labor: $219
Three one-minute cell phone calls to the chief resident to update him on the patient who is pushing but whose cervix remains “fingertip” dilated: $1.20
Spanish-English dictionary to find out why the patient keeps saying something sounding like “debo empujar” (”I have to push”) and keeps calling you “pendejo“: $16.95
Watching the OB nurse double check the patient’s cervix, flip out, and call for a STAT c-section because the patient’s cervix is fully dilated, the newborn is in a breech presentation, and you’ve been sticking your finger in the kid’s anus instead of the mom’s cervix for the past 30 minutes: priceless

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