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How You Know You’re a Frequent Flyer

The doctor walks in the room after being on vacation for a few weeks and the first words out of your mouth are …

“Gee. Haven’t seen you in a while. What, have you been on vacation or something?”

6 Responses to “How You Know You’re a Frequent Flyer”

  1. Raspberry says:

    Even better than that! I love when they go, ‘You were on vacation..Really? I didn’t notice’ :-p

  2. Doctor D says:

    Even worse when you are covering for the ER doc who treats his shift like a opiate refill clinic.

    “Look doc, I don’t know who you think you are, but Dr. Candyman always gives me 40 Vicoden when I come in with my bad back on Thursday!”

    Doctor D got a lot of bad patient evaluations that day.

  3. SeaSpray says:

    Hahahahaha! Hilarious! Love it!

    They’re all funny… but *that one* just levels me.

    Haven’t had any close ones in a while… but good thing I swallowed before I got to his comment or I would’ve had a coffee nasal lavage! :)

  4. cynical says:

    You know they are a frequent flyer when they comment on your haircut, or shoes, or you know their med list and PFSH by heart, or can recognize their feet hanging out of the sheets.

  5. kris howard says:

    when you see you are listed as their primary care MD

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