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	<title>Comments on: I Think you are in the Doghouse</title>
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	<description>A blog from inside the emergency department</description>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13737</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Any man who would act like that is likely abusive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any man who would act like that is likely abusive.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13724</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lessons to learn:

1) Don&#039;t grab potentially random people.
2) Don&#039;t pull down your wife/girlfriends pants by surprise....ever.
3) You want faster care, don&#039;t go to the ER.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lessons to learn:</p>
<p>1) Don&#8217;t grab potentially random people.<br />
2) Don&#8217;t pull down your wife/girlfriends pants by surprise&#8230;.ever.<br />
3) You want faster care, don&#8217;t go to the ER.</p>
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		<title>By: A Doc 2 Be</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13720</link>
		<dc:creator>A Doc 2 Be</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t you think she maybe would have known her husband had the propensity to act like an idiot before she took him with her to hospital?  Truly this was not the first time he behaved like a donkey...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you think she maybe would have known her husband had the propensity to act like an idiot before she took him with her to hospital?  Truly this was not the first time he behaved like a donkey&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Chrys</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13711</link>
		<dc:creator>Chrys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That would be the last time he saw the area too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That would be the last time he saw the area too.</p>
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		<title>By: SeaSpray</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13702</link>
		<dc:creator>SeaSpray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL! No..in our case... *he* would wish he wasn&#039;t in the car.  ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL! No..in our case&#8230; *he* would wish he wasn&#8217;t in the car.  <img src='http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: horsetech</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13698</link>
		<dc:creator>horsetech</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S. WhiteCoat, that&#039;s a pretty swanky looking dog house you found there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. WhiteCoat, that&#8217;s a pretty swanky looking dog house you found there.</p>
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		<title>By: horsetech</title>
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		<dc:creator>horsetech</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seaspray, &quot;in the car&quot; implies that the husband is allowed in the car.  IMO, he would be walking...to his buddy&#039;s house to stay until I calmed down.  Wouldn&#039;t want to make him become the next patient in the ED, this time for trauma.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seaspray, &#8220;in the car&#8221; implies that the husband is allowed in the car.  IMO, he would be walking&#8230;to his buddy&#8217;s house to stay until I calmed down.  Wouldn&#8217;t want to make him become the next patient in the ED, this time for trauma.</p>
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		<title>By: SeaSpray</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13696</link>
		<dc:creator>SeaSpray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No..nooo dog house WC... I&#039;d just yank HIS pants down.. underwear and all, in the parking lot and then drive away... sans husband! ;)

Okay.. that would be my fantasy.  

I&#039;d really do what I&#039;m now trained to do (like Pavlov&#039;s dogs)when naked and medical staff walks in the room. I&#039;d assume the Bajingoland position the second I saw a white coat or blue scrubs.  ;)

Okay.. the truth.. what would I *really* do?

Calmly step out of them and pretend they&#039;re not my pants ..offer my hand for a handshake and answer his questions like everything but the rash is normal. ;)

Okay.. real truth.. fine.. I&#039;d shriek from embarrASSment ... then freeze in position from embarrASSment and wait for the doctor to speak.  If I thought of it ..I&#039;d apologize for my husband pulling him in there. 

And my husband would be barraged with words ..machine gun (rapid fire)questions mostly... with no time for answers as soon as the doc left and in the car.

Then at some point..laugh and blog about it.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No..nooo dog house WC&#8230; I&#8217;d just yank HIS pants down.. underwear and all, in the parking lot and then drive away&#8230; sans husband! <img src='http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Okay.. that would be my fantasy.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;d really do what I&#8217;m now trained to do (like Pavlov&#8217;s dogs)when naked and medical staff walks in the room. I&#8217;d assume the Bajingoland position the second I saw a white coat or blue scrubs.  <img src='http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Okay.. the truth.. what would I *really* do?</p>
<p>Calmly step out of them and pretend they&#8217;re not my pants ..offer my hand for a handshake and answer his questions like everything but the rash is normal. <img src='http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Okay.. real truth.. fine.. I&#8217;d shriek from embarrASSment &#8230; then freeze in position from embarrASSment and wait for the doctor to speak.  If I thought of it ..I&#8217;d apologize for my husband pulling him in there. </p>
<p>And my husband would be barraged with words ..machine gun (rapid fire)questions mostly&#8230; with no time for answers as soon as the doc left and in the car.</p>
<p>Then at some point..laugh and blog about it.  <img src='http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Little D, S.N.</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13689</link>
		<dc:creator>Little D, S.N.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doghouse? I was thinking &quot;lonely roadside ditch&quot;. He would never be seen again! I can&#039;t believe she didn&#039;t slap him right there and then!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doghouse? I was thinking &#8220;lonely roadside ditch&#8221;. He would never be seen again! I can&#8217;t believe she didn&#8217;t slap him right there and then!</p>
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		<title>By: maha</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2009/09/i-think-you-are-in-the-doghouse/#comment-13687</link>
		<dc:creator>maha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WTF!!!?!? Forget the dog house - he deserved a good swift kick to the face! What an effin douchebag!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF!!!?!? Forget the dog house &#8211; he deserved a good swift kick to the face! What an effin douchebag!</p>
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