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The Patient Who Lived at McDonalds

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Yup. 7151 W. Main Street, Apartment 1 is not a residence. There’s not even an apartment there. It’s a McDonalds.

A patient came in with a “hard lump” on his stomach which ended up being an abscess with quite a bit of surrounding cellulitis. The doc did an incision and drainage on the abscess and started the patient on Bactrim, suspecting that the infection was MRSA.

We got the report back while I was working and the doc was right. It was MRSA. But the MRSA was resistant to Bactrim and the patient needed to be started on a different antibiotic to treat the cellulitis.

We called the phone number the patient gave us. Disconnected.
We looked up the patient’s address to see if there was an alternate phone. As a matter of fact, there was … Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

Hey, bud. You may have waltzed out without paying for your treatment, but have fun with your McSepsis and your McSkinGraft – or maybe even your McCasket.

What goes around comes around.

Brinksmanship

Friday, February 26th, 2010

colonel_sandersI may end up eating my words about this. We’ll see.

James Rohack, the current AMA President, made a post at Kevin MD about why patients should care about fixing the pending Medicare payment cuts. Basically his take on the matter was that if the cuts go through, many physicians will stop seeing Medicare patients and that some seniors on Medicare will have difficulty finding medical care. I tend to agree with him.

I commented that we should let Congress cut Medicare payments. Stop fighting it. I won’t rehash everything, but suffice it to say that I think we need a crisis in medicine to get things straightened out right now.

A Medicare pay cut of 21.2% has been looming over physicians’ heads for several months now. The same pay cut has come up in the past, but, through some last minute “miracle” (otherwise known as brinksmanship), the pay cuts are averted, the deadlines are extended, and the medial societies pat themselves on the back for all of their hard work in averting disaster.

Now the stakes just went up.

The Senate blocked the latest legislation to extend the deadlines for the pay cut. Pay cuts will take effect on Monday.

Physicians now will have to make an important decision. March 17 is the deadline for physicians to decide whether they will continue to participate in the Medicare program. Things are a little more complicated than this, but the basic consequences of the decision are the following: If physicians decide to participate, then they’re stuck with the 21% pay cut. If physicians decide not to participate, then Medicare patients have to pay the physicians’ fees out of pocket — or find another doctor who accepts Medicare. Why don’t all physicians just drop Medicare and then sign back up when the rate cuts go away? Another arcane rule crafted by Medicare – once you decide not to participate, you can’t participate again for a minimum of two years.

So do physicians drop low payments and gamble that payments won’t go up in the future? Or do they bite the bullet and continue providing services at even more of a pittance? Our physician organizations need to collectively tell Medicare to go pound sand.

Maybe this is what the government wants. Notice how the payroll deductions for Medicare and Medicaid aren’t getting any smaller. But with less people working, the amount of money collected is becoming less and less while the numbers of people needing the services continues to increase. By significantly reducing the number of available providers, perhaps the government wonks believe that they can reduce the amount of money they spend on care.

Initially, that may be true. Then what happens?

First, a good percentage of about 40 million AARP members, and a significant portion of the rest of the Medicare population, are going to become extremely upset when they can’t find a doctor to take care of them.

Then, just based on sheer percentages, every single member of Congress is going to get at least a few phone calls from angry constituents who are no longer able to find medical care. The legislators will go into damage control mode, but it will be too late – because even if Congress raises the pay a week after the opt-out decision deadline, those doctors that opted out still won’t be able to participate in Medicare for another two years. There will be a lot of turnover in Congress in November and that’s something else we need.

If a lot of physicians opt out of Medicare, the health care system will turn chaotic. Maybe a few of the well-to-do elderly patients will pay out of pocket to continue seeing their current physician. However, most will start calling around to find other physicians who still accept Medicare. The wait lists with those physicians will grow from weeks to months.

In the meantime, elderly patients will go to emergency departments for their health care needs because we emergency physicians will always be there to help them when their doctors aren’t available (I’m already starting to see this happen in my ED) and because the hospitals won’t dare to opt out of Medicare.

Hospitals accept Medicare … Medicare pays for care rendered to seniors … seniors go to hospitals. Seniors who come to the emergency department tend to get BMWs (but remember, folks, defensive medicine doesn’t exist), therefore costs to Medicare go up, not down. Medicare goes bankrupt sooner than anticipated.

A crisis like this is what we need to get legislators back to the table to create a better health care plan. It needs to happen. Even the status quo is unacceptable.

I doubt it will happen, though. CMS has announced that it will not process claims for Medicare payments for the first two weeks of March, so my prediction is that Congress will eliminate the pay cuts next week and that all the physicians will get their “full” payments after March 14. We’ll continue in the same dysfunctional system until the next crisis occurs about 10 months from now.

Unfortunately.

Gutsy move by Congress letting things get this far, though. No matter what happens, this is turning into one helluva game of chicken.

UPDATE FEBRUARY 28, 2010
See Throckmorton’s blog for another good point – with the cuts to reimbursements also come a cut to reimbursements for medical care to all of our soldiers. What happens to Congress?
There are already reports that a bill will be introduced this week to delay the effective dates of the cuts for another 30 days. And the AMA is actually showing doctors how to drop Medicare, if they so choose, including samples of documents to file (.pdf file – also contains excellent explanation of options physicians have regarding participation versus non-participation)
The merry-go-round continues.

Healthcare Update – 02-25-2010

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Also see the Satellite Edition of this week’s Healthcare Update over at ER Stories.

Seven secrets of the ER … including quotes from GruntDoc. Among them, fretch if you want to get to a room more quickly and never lie to your ER nurse.
Secret #1 in my hospital: Stop calling it the “ER” already. It’s the emergency department.

Want to know why it’s called the emergency department? Here’s an explanation from About.com.

Defensive medicine accounts for $650 billion of the $2.5 trillion spent on healthcare annually – or about 25% of all health care dollars. Press release here. I know, I know. Propaganda. Even so, that number is just a little bit more than the figures that the AAJ is throwing around.

Study shows that repeal of malpractice caps in Illinois will increase liability claim costs by 18%. I know. More propaganda.

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Treat me or I’ll BLAST ya’. Nurse and former hospital employee uses guns to get quicker care for a kidney stone, then gets a long-term admit to the Greybar Motel. If this guy got brought back acting all Yosemite Sam with me, I’d be like this:
“Yeah, we’re going to give you this IV pain medication that’s great for kidney stones. It’s called succinylcholine. Then, since the department is crowded today, we’re going to have you share a room with this other patient. By the way, you’re not wearing a G-string, are you?”

Medical malpractice caps are unconstitutional, huh? Fine, then we’ll change the constitution. After Illinois Supreme Court throws out malpractice reform due to concerns with constitutionality, Illinois State Senator Dave Luechtefeld introduces constitutional amendment that would allow legislation limiting non-economic damages.

Child dies when EMTs are dispatched to Avenue C in Brooklyn but the emergency was on Avenue C in Manhattan.

Canadian Premier leaves Canada to have minimally invasive heart surgery done in Florida, then writes a check to cover the cost.  I like the free market principles at work here, but what does this decision say about Canadian health care? Canadian docs aren’t very happy. Hat tip to 911Doc.

Coming soon to a ballpark near you – warning labels on hot dogs. According to the American Academy of Pediatrics, hot dogs are allegedly “too flexible” and are a choking hazard to children, necessitating a change in design. Worse yet, hot dogs could shoot your eye out (hat tip to Overlawyered)
Enter … the dogburger.
In other news, due to this report, JCAHO has now mandated that all patients eat only pureed food as a patient safety measure. Oh … and all children will have to get gastrostomy tubes placed so that they won’t choke when trying to swallow food.
I feel a rant coming on …

Alaskan psychiatrists being sued for prescribing unnecessary psychiatric drugs to children.

Six family members hospitalized, five in the ICU, after eating homemade beef stew. I’m no Emeril Lagasse, but when making a stew, pulling weeds out of the backyard and putting them in the pot probably isn’t the best idea … especially when one of the weeds isn’t “mint” but is instead hallucinogenic jimsonweed. Hat tip to LA Times Booster Shots.

False Advertising

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

ED Pills

I got a run of advertisements in my e-mails about ED pills and goodies from the ED Meds Shop — exclusively for me!

So I click on the links wondering how much they’re getting for Motrin, Xanax, Vicodin, and Oxycontin these days.

They’re all for stinking Viagra.

Damn spammers.

The Other Brown Paper Bag

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

brown bagWhen grandma called the ambulance to come take her husband to the emergency department for his chest pains, she was all in a dither. They just got back from eating at the local diner and he wasn’t feeling good at all.

Paramedics swooped through the home, scooped up grandpa, grabbed his brown paper bag full of medications, and brought him to the emergency department.

Some oxygen and a couple sprays of nitroglycerin had the patient feeling better by the time he arrived. The full bag of medications got passed to the nurse so she could spend her time following JCAHO protocols and write out all of the medications, their doses, and their frequency for the umpteenth time of the day — instead of taking care of the patients.

As the nurse opened the bag, she got a strange look on her face. Then she dumped the “medications” on the counter.

Instead of a bunch of pill bottles, there was a pile of sugar, Sweet and Low, and Splenda packets that grandpa and grandma had lifted from the diner that evening. Didn’t think much of it until the patient’s daughter brought in the other brown paper bag with the patient’s medications.

Suddenly, grandma forgot about grandpa’s heart condition and got pretty feisty about us returning her sugar packets.

If I ever see her sneaking around the coffee machine in our break room, I’m calling the cops.

Reducing Bloodstream Infections

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Emperor_Clothes_01There’s this light on my way to work that is just a royal pain. It’s set up so that you have to wait for the arrow to make a left hand turn. The intersection is busy, especially in the mornings, and the arrow only stays lit for about 13 seconds. So you end up waiting five minutes or more – through several light cycles – to make the turn.
OR … you can go straight through the intersection, turn left into McDonald’s parking lot, pull out of the parking lot, come back to the intersection from the other direction, and make a right turn, saving yourself 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
Now mind you that drivers who choose the latter route are, in effect, going through a red turn arrow – they’re just taking a bunch of extra steps to make sure that they are complying with all of the traffic laws in the process.

You’re probably wondering what a traffic light has to do with bloodstream infections. I’ll get to that later.

This month, Consumer Reports published a well-written article about reducing hospital infections, and a lot of the take-home messages are good ones. The Consumer Reports article focuses on blood stream infections – also known as “septicemia“. Consumer Reports compared central line infection data for intensive care units at 926 hospitals in 43 states. Hospitals voluntarily submit such information to the Leapfrog Group, a nonprofit organization based in Washington, D.C. and Consumer Reports obtained the data from Leapfrog.

As many people realize, septicemia and sepsis can lead to significant mortality in patients. Approximately 20–35% of patients with severe sepsis and 40–60% of patients with septic shock die within 30 days. Anything that we can do to prevent bloodstream infections will be a net positive for patient care.

So it was interesting to read the data Consumer Reports collected regarding central line-related bloodstream infections. In every state, hospitals significantly decreased the number of central line infections that occurred. In fact, many hospitals – several with more than 6,000 central line days – reported ZERO central line-related blood infections. You read that right. ZERO. Zilch. Nada. Absolutely no incidents of central line-related bloodstream infections.

The prevention in central line-related infections is credited to a simple five step checklist that was developed by Peter Pronovost, a Johns Hopkins critical care specialist. He felt that public disclosure of infection rates was a powerful motivator for hospitals to reduce the incidence of infections.

I agree, to a point, but there is a bigger motivator out there, though. Cold hard cash.

Under Section 5001(c) of the Deficit Reduction Act, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services was required to select diagnosis codes that “have a high cost or high volume”, results in higher payment, and “could reasonably be prevented using evidence-based guidelines.” Bloodstream infections related to catheters was chosen as one of these codes and eventually became known as a “never event” – at least alluding to the notion that such infections should “never” happen and making a firm statement that the government would “never” pay for care related to such infections. In law, the concept of incurring liability for the occurrence of an event, regardless of whether that event is within one’s control is called strict liability. Here are come comments I previously made about strict liability in medicine.
Faced with public scrutiny and the possibility of being held liable for providing significant amounts of uncompensated care to sepsis patients, hospitals needed to make changes … and they did.

So first I’d like to start by congratulating the hospitals in Pennsylvania that made the Consumer Reports list for ZERO central line-related bloodstream infections.
At the top of the list was UPMC Presbyterian – Shadyside. Shadyside was not only tops in the state, it was tops in the NATION. Shadyside had 13,596 patient “central line days” without a single central line-related infection. Amazing.
Also included in Pennsylvania’s list were UPMC St. Margaret in Pittsburgh with 2,902 infection-free central line days, UPMC Magee Women’s Hospital in Pittsburgh with 1,600 infection-free central line days, and Southwest Regional Medical Center in Waynesburg with 1,040 infection-free central line days.

Congratulations to these hospitals on jobs well done.

You’re probably wondering why I chose to look at the hospitals in Pennsylvania, aren’t you?

As part of the public shame er, um, disclosure efforts required under Pennsylvania law, Pennsylvania created a web site to compare various costs of treatment and efficiency of health care for multiple different medical problems. Pennsylvania collects information on more than 4.5 million patient visits each year and then summarizes that information on its Health Care Cost Containment Council web site (which it calls “PHC4″).
It just so happens that one of the metrics on the PHC4 web site is “septicemia” – those same “blood infections” that Consumer Reports wrote about.

Now if all four hospitals dropped their cathether-related blood infections to ZERO, then the incidence of blood infections should also decrease at least a little, right?

Let’s look at UPMC Shadyside. Even though the number of catheter-related blood infections was ZERO, the cases of septicemia increased each year between 2002 and 2008, and they increased a lot. As in 145 cases in 2002 up to 881 cases in 2008. The costs to treat those cases also increased – from $30,000 to more than $69,000 per event. AND their “outlier” numbers for prolonged length of hospital stay in patients with sepsis were worse than expected between 2006 and 2008.

UPMC St. Margaret’s data also showed an upward trend, from 152 cases of septicemia in 2002 to 250 cases of septicemia in 2006 and then down to 209 cases by 2008. Costs also more than doubled during that time period, reaching $37,228 per case by 2008.

Southwest Regional was the only hospital that had a downward trend of septicemia cases, but even that data was haphazard. 32 cases of septicemia in 2002, 40 cases in 2004, 14 cases in 2006, and 23 cases in 2008. The costs for treating septicemia at Southwest Regional also doubled, but in 2008, its charges were $16,253 – less than one quarter of UPMC Shadyside charges for treatment of the same medical problem.

Magee-Women’s Hospital also had strange data. The number of septicemia cases it reported remained between 5 and 9 per year from 2002 to 2005. Suddenly in 2006, the number of cases at Magee-Women’s jumped to 28 and remained between 23 and 28 per year from 2006 to 2008. Its costs increased by almost double from 2004 to 2008, reaching $41,288.

You’re probably thinking that other variables can affect this data, and I’d agree with you. Perhaps more people in Pennsylvania just happened to develop non-catheter related bloodstream infections during those years. Maybe all the other hospitals except for those above are getting contaminated central line kits delivered to them. Maybe some hospitals focus so much on preventing catheter associated bloodstream infections that they drop the ball in other areas. Who knows what other facts may explain the precipitous fall in catheter related bloodstream infections despite a significant increase in bloodstream infections as a whole. It just puts a question in my mind. Are things really getting better or are hospitals all over the country just telling us … and CMS … what we want to hear?

Think about it. For the sake of example, I’m going to use UPMC Shadyside because of their high volume of patients. Assume in 2008, that 10% of the patients with septicemia at UPMC Shadyside were Medicare patients with catheter-related bloodstream infections (this article from Great Britain cites catheter related bloodstream infections as 10%-20% of all hospital acquired infections in the UK, so I’m staying on the low side of the cited statistics). If all those infections were considered “never events,” Shadyside would have lost more than $6 million dollars in 2008 on the care of those patients. Every patient with a catheter-related bloodstream infection at Shadyside can translate into more than $69,000 in lost revenue for the hospital.

With reimbursements being cut and many hospitals bleeding red ink, you think that every hospital out there doesn’t have an incentive to selectively interpret bloodstream infection data?

Here are some examples of how that selective interpretation might occur.

All of the data that I could find relates to catheter associated bloodstream infections in the Intensive Care Unit. If a patient develops signs of an infection and is then moved out of the ICU before official culture results come back, does that patient get dropped as a data source? Don’t know. I couldn’t find any guidelines on what to do in that situation.

How is a “catheter associated bloodstream infection” even defined? There’s no universal definition. Even the CDC admits that “the rate of all catheter-related infections (including local infections and systemic infections) is difficult to determine. Although CRBSI ["catheter related blood stream infections"] is an ideal parameter because it represents the most serious form of catheter-related infection, the rate of such infection depends on how CRBSI is defined.”

We can use the definition from the National Nosocomial Infections Surveillance System requiring “presence of recognized pathogen” in blood cultures not “related to” infection at another site. What if the pathogen was not specified? Perhaps only gram positive cocci but subtyping not performed. Does that data get thrown out? What if the patient has a pimple at another site? Is that “related to” the blood stream infection? Does that data get thrown out? What if there is a bedsore anywhere on the patient’s body? No longer a catheter-related bloodstream infection?

Appendix A of this MMWR report (.pdf download) has other definitions. One definition requires that the same organism be cultured from the blood and the tip of the catheter that has been removed. What if the catheter tip wasn’t cultured? Another definition requires that two blood cultures at different times show the same organism. What if only one blood culture was done?

The definitions don’t say anything about antibiotics, either. If a patient receives antibiotics prior to blood cultures being drawn, it is likely that the antibiotics in the bloodstream will inhibit bacterial growth and will falsely decrease the numbers of positive blood cultures. If the patients get antibiotics through their central lines, how do you think that will affect the results of the cultures of the tips of the central lines? Is that reportable?

Leapfrog Group and the federal government make a big deal about paying for performance. “Tie payment to outcomes” the Leapfrog Group advocates. When you start tying payments to outcomes without a well-thought out plan on how to reliably measure the outcomes, you’re going to get exactly what you pay for. Garbage in, garbage out. Just like  drivers trying to avoid waiting five minutes to turn a corner when they’re late for work, hospitals have an incentive to avoid undesirable situations by taking advantage of loopholes in the rules and definitions.

The thing that bothers me most about data like this is that it tends to make people both complacent and angry.
People become complacent when they go to hospitals with “zero” catheter related bloodstream infections. What a great place this must be! I’m safe here! Maybe that’s true, but maybe it isn’t true. How is their data interpreted?
People become angry when they’re affected by one of these highly-publicized negative outcomes.  Hospitals that still “allow” patients to develop such infections are viewed as negligent and get a bad reputation.

Does this mean that hospitals shouldn’t follow the Dr. Pronovost’s five step checklist? Absolutely not. But if those checklists work sooooo well, then why doesn’t the government just say “we’re not going to pay you if you don’t use the checklist”? Focus on the process, not the outcome. You’ll get everyone following the checklist overnight. Then you’ll see how effective it really is.

Nah. There’s more political capital in making the agencies look good and making the hospitals look bad.

What’s the point of this protracted post? There are a few.
1. You get what you pay for. If you pay for statistics showing a decrease in some measured outcome, you’ll get statistics showing a decrease in some measured outcome.
2. You don’t get what you don’t pay for. When you stop paying for an outcome, those providing the services might find a way to avoid the outcome, they might find a way to make it look like the outcome never happened, they might find a way to make someone else pay for the outcome, or they just might stop providing the services altogether.
3. The devil is in the details.

Now, what’s all this about CMS representatives marching in some parade … with an Emperor?

P.S. Did anyone see any government run hospitals in Consumer Reports’ list? I didn’t.

The Black Knight of the Night

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Black KnightA lady gets brought in by ambulance for suicidal ideation. During the radio report we can hear her screaming at the paramedics in the background. Bad sign.

She started messing around with Jose Cuervo and Jose got her good. Drunk off her rocker. Going to kill herself and everyone around her. And she was an angry drunk, not a happy drunk.

She was cussing at the police. She was cussing at the staff. She would bug her eyes out of her head and scream when someone tried to examine her. She threatened to hit the staff and then cocked her fist at the security guard.

Stick a fork in you, lady, you’re getting matching sets of leather wrist and ankle bracelets.
Police and the patient’s sister helped hold her down while the restraints went on.

“You BITCH! How could you let them do this to me?”
“Chill out, sis,” the sister calmly replied.

She didn’t chill out. She got worse. She started trying to shake the bed back and forth.

OK, you’re getting a “B-52″ – otherwise known as 5 milligrams of Haldol and 2 milligrams of Ativan. Of course, we had to hold her arm down to start the IV. She was spitting and growling like some caged animal. Then she saw one of the medication syringes coming her way. “Don’t you put that stuff in me! DON’T YOU PUT THAT STUFF IN ME!”  Then she started growling and shaking herself up and down when we pushed it.

If there was a full moon out that night we would have needed a silver bullet.

Once the medications were in, she started threatening to kick our asses. Individually and collectively. She looked at me and said “YOU’RE FIRST!”

“Go to sleep. You can’t do much else right now anyway, lady, you’re in restraints.”
“Yeah, well if you come near me I’ll … I’ll … bite your balls off.”

Thanks for the heads up. If I decide to remove my scrub bottoms and walk around the room in a G-string, I’ll make sure to steer clear of the head of the bed.

Ten minutes later …
[snooooore]

If you don’t know what the reference to the movie is, watch this. Pay special attention to the last line in the scene.

Healthcare Update – 02-18-2010

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

See also the satellite edition of this Healthcare Update with more links over at ER Stories.

“The health reform bill sucks. Just start over.”
- 57% of Americans

“Rare” multimillion dollar medical malpractice awards in the news …
Minnesota jury awards plaintiff born with cerebral palsy a record $23 million – more than double the previous state record.
In other news, hospital CEO decides to hand hospital keys to attorney after verdict is read.
Two other patients born with cerebral palsy awarded verdicts of $43.5 million and $77 million respectively.
Arizona neurosurgeon found liable for $16.5 million
after delaying evaluation of patient who “jolted his back” while riding a 4 wheeler and ended up paralyzed.

Law firm of Morelli Ratner allegedly “botches” handling of medical malpractice case, gets successfully sued for legal malpractice, then legal malpractice suit gets overturned on appeal. Now law firm is suing its former client to get back $6000 in fees that it fronted for the medical malpractice case. No mention of a retainer agreement where the client agreed to pay for such fees. A New York City judge blasted the firm for bringing “wasteful” litigation and sanctioned the firm for $6000. Next step? Back to appeals court for more wasteful litigation about the judge’s sanctions for engaging in wasteful litigation.
Don’t worry, though. It really has nothing to do with the money. All about doing what’s right for the client and protecting patients, you know.

Patient dies in emergency department waiting room 11 minutes after arriving with left side pain. He was called by the triage nurse 3 minutes later. Hospital is being investigated by the Department of Health. The attorney representing the family made the following statement in a hallway outside the hearing: “When you go to an emergency room, it’s not like going to a bakery.” You’re right. I haven’t heard of many multimillion dollar judgments against a bakery, have you?

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Would this patient still be alive if it weren’t for emergency department closures? An 18 year old Ontario woman was seriously injured when her car was broadsided by another vehicle in snowy weather. The closest hospital had closed its emergency department, forcing the ambulance to travel twice as long to the next closest emergency department (see map to the right). The patient died just before arriving at the hospital.

Don’t have an emergency medical problem in Los Angeles. County supervisors decided to drop reimbursement from 27% of estimated fees at private hospitals to 18% of estimated fees for emergency physicians and on-call specialists beginning in July. Come on, you Los Angeles supervisors, where are your gonads? Just pass another referendum forcing the private physicians to work for free so no one will take care of the patients, the private hospitals will all close their emergency departments and open acute care centers, and the patients with emergencies will all pile into county hospitals and die waiting for care because the county emergency departments will all be overwhelmed. Think of all the money you’ll save.
If I were an emergency physician in California, I’d be looking for a job in another state.

They were medical training videos. Really. Emergency physician accused of storing kiddie porn on his computer.

Four year old child dies, but is it from pneumonia or from an overdose of clonidine? Prosecutors argued that the child’s blood levels of the clonidine were “toxic”, but the defense attorneys noted that the levels were far lower than any of the other reported cases in which clonidine caused child fatalities. The defense team alleged that the child died from pneumonia but the prosecution’s expert stated that “Four-year-old children, as a rule, don’t die of pneumonia.”
I still have issues with prescribing kids clonidine for ADHD. And I have bigger issues with doctors diagnosing 2 year olds with bipolar disorder and ADHD.

Three for one? Washington State Medicare services undertakes plan to move nursing home residents to “adult day care” centers as the adult day care is one third the cost of nursing home care. This Seattle Times article describes the story of one patient who has bounced through multiple nursing homes, day care centers, and hospitals. If care at the day care centers is less than available at nursing homes and patients require repeated emergency department trips and hospitalizations for worsening of their medical problems, does the state end up saving money or losing money?

More tort reform propoganda. Doctors cut back work hours by 1.7 hours per week when medical liability risk increases by 10%. Do these statistics mean that when liabilty risk increases by 200%, everyone quits medicine?


More on New Jersey’s projected doctor shortage. Those attending a  press conference about the release of a report by the New Jersey Council on Teaching Hospitals learned how the morale problem with the state’s physicians was predicted to affect care.
“If nothing changes regarding the state’s “hostile” reputation, people will wait longer to get doctors’ appointments. They also can expect to travel further to find a specialist, and the state will hemorrhage vital jobs medical practices generate” according to members of the Physician Workforce Task Force that spent two years compiling the report.

Chronic Nosebleeds

Monday, February 15th, 2010

The cause for this patient’s chronic nosebleeds became more apparent when the patient wasn’t able to blow her nose and the resident was unable to insert a sponge into the patient’s nostril to stop the bleeding.

A history of chronic headaches and of more recent vision changes prompted the resident to order a head CT.

A large brain mass which had invaded the patient’s nasal passages and had eaten through the patient’s nasal septum, completely occluding the nasal passages.

Sad case.

Brain Mass Into Nasal Cavity

Got Breast Milk?

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

pouring milkA mom is given a newborn baby to nurse during middle of night in the hospital (one of Dr. Wes’ hospitals of all places, too). Only problem was that the mom was accidentally given another family’s infant. The mom then nursed another family’s baby. A nurse walked in the room and was surprised to see mom nursing the wrong child. After learning about the mistake, now mom and her personal injury attorney husband are suing the hospital for more than $30,000.

Hmmm. If they’re suing for the value of lost milk, a couple of ounces for $30,000 amounts to about a quarter million dollars a gallon.
Comparing breast milk to oil, according to the lawsuit, this mom’s milk would cost $10 million per barrel. OPEC is lucky if it makes $150 a barrel — those guys really need to hire her husband’s law firm.
If they’re suing for her lost time, then 10 minutes to nurse the kid amounts to $180,000 an hour for wetnursing. That’s not bad coin, either.
Although you do have to consider that her husband’s law firm stands to make about one-third of any judgment, so her potential take home is considerably less.

Just another example of why we need a loser pays tort system in this country.

UPDATE FEBRUARY 15, 2010
In the comments below, Max Kennerly made an interesting claim. The parents’ lawsuit against the hospital might be able to proceed on a theory of battery.
If it is a battery claim, then these poor injured plaintiffs should really be suing the newborn infant for negligent suckling. Why are they suing the hospital?
The hospital can’t batter anyone – unless one of its lights falls off the ceiling and konks someone on the noggin. And I’m sure the aide who handed the baby to the mom didn’t offensively touch the mother.
Oops. I almost forgot. Battery claims require intent – they’re intentional torts. So the lawsuit still has no business being filed.

Come to think of it, I think that the infant’s family should sue the mother. After all, Jennifer Spiegel intentionally shoved her boob in this poor infant’s face, probably scared the hell out of the kid, and could have nearly suffocated him. And she did all this without even checking to see whether or not it was her kid.
In fact, the hospital should probably call the Department of Child Protective Services on that lady.
Battery. Indecent exposure to a minor.
Jail time isn’t good enough for her. Bring back the stockades.

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