Since we were with other family members this weekend, we decided to take a trip to a museum.
As we walked through the exhibits, we stopped to read descriptions of all the displays.
My 9 year old nephew was becoming impatient because he wanted to see more exhibits and spend less time reading about them. So he began ad-libbing some of the descriptions as we walked through.
“Lion – King of the Jungle. Eats men if they get in his way.”
“Giraffe – tallest animal in the wild.”
“Wild ass – named for a person’s butt.”
The best description was of the orangutan …
“Prehistoric woman – this is what women looked like before they invented hair care products.”
Ooh…ouch
BURN!
Seeing as that’s what haircare product companies want us to think, that’s not very surprising.
lq2m
Funny nephew! I like his *move it along* attitude.
Did it work?
Man, I love kids!
Or at least before they invented Nair.