ERP from Erstories.net here for a quick post while White Coat is out for a little while.
Some people have bad luck. I mean, it is bad enough luck to fall down in the bathroom when you are 70 years old because you don’t get around so great any more. But to fall onto an old-style toilet paper holder and have it impale you in your perineum, penetrating through into the vagina really is horrible.
And no, get your minds out of the gutter – this was not one of those “I don’t know HOW this could have happened!!” excuses when someone inserts some foreign body into an orifice and has to make up some weird story. She just had bad luck – for real!
Luckily she was successfully patched up in the OR.