Archive for May, 2010
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
What the secretary is required to say: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We’re not allowed to give medical advice over the telephone. He’s welcome to come to the emergency department to be evaluated at any time, though.”
What the secretary wanted to say: “What’s the matter with his head?”
What the patient’s primary care physician wanted to recommend: “One quart of Bisquick batter by mouth STAT!”
What the person calling the emergency department was asking: “My teenage son just drank a quart bottle of maple syrup. What should I do?”
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Thursday, May 13th, 2010
I came across a graph in AM News depicting how the physician population is aging.
Notice how the the distribution of physicians in 1970 (brown graph) was skewed toward younger physicians.
By 2008 (yellow graph), the number of young physicians is significantly lower than any other demographic – including physicians 65 years old and older.
The US population during that time increased from 203 million to more than 300 million.
The graph demographics don’t state whether the physicians are practicing medicine or whether they still even have licenses, so it’s tough to compare whether the amount of available care per patient is changing.
Oh, and for disclosure, the graph is from the AMA statistics, so according to some people that read this blog, the information is biased, comes from a shill organization organized by Phil Howard, and only represents the insurance companies, the Mafia, those Nigerian phone scam artists, and all those people who club baby seals to death.
But the thing that caught my eye about the graph was that if the older physicians who are still practicing get fed up and retire, the country stands to lose a substantial proportion of its physicians. The numbers on the graph put the number of physicians 65 and older at around 200,000 and the number of physicians 55-64 at a little less than 200,000.
One of the other things that bothers me is that, according to this graph, the country doesn’t seem to be replacing older physicians with younger ones.
The population is growing, not shrinking.
What would a decline in younger physicians mean for future generations of patients?

Posted in Medical Topics | 28 Comments »
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010
JCAHO apparently requires that the doctors show nurses results of all hemoccult testing. I can’t find the actual requirement anywhere, but then again, JCAHO hides its patient safety requirements and makes anyone who wants to learn about patient safety purchase their books.
In addition, whomever interprets the test must take a certifying exam every year to show that they are able to properly interpret the color change on the hemoccult card. Kind of like taking a certifying exam each year to prove that you can determine when a traffic light turns from green to red, I suppose.
Apparently physicians are competent enough to manage a multi-trauma patient, intubate, insert chest tubes, and calculate the doses for vasoactive medications, but, on that same multi-trauma patient we lack the fundamental knowledge to determine whether a piece of paper impregnated with resin from the Guaiacum species of plant on a hemoccult card turns from white to blue. Did you also know that one of the other uses for the guaiacum species (pictured at right) is to create guaifenesin for cough syrup?
Don’t tell JCAHO that. Otherwise we’ll have to keep the cards under lock and key in case someone with a cough decides they want to chew on the cards instead of taking cough medicine. Patient safety, you know.
Oh, and then for patient safety reasons we have to log each and every test result not only on the patient’s chart, but also in a log book. No one ever says what the log book is for, and no one has ever used the log book other than to log results from the hemoccult testing that the doctors are unable to interpret — and to show JCAHO investigators that we are actually keeping the log book — but woe be to the nurse who took care of the patient where a hemoccult was done, but a result (including lot number of the card, a lot number on the bottle of developer, and respective expiration dates) was not logged. Major nursing demerits on you!
That was an interesting mind melt that had nothing to do with the actual post. Getting back on track …
During one recent shift, we had a run on abdominal pain patients — as in I was managing 7 patients all with some varied form of abdominal pain. Because I do a rectal exam on most patients with abdominal pain, we were going through a lot of stool guaiac cards. One nurse started giving me a hard time for doing too many rectal exams.
Then she did it.
She called me a “turd tickler.”
Them’s fighting words. So I hatched a plan.
I went into the break room, found some A1 Steak Sauce, and put a little on the edge of my gloved hand. Then I put some on the back of a hemoccult card. I walked into a room, asked the patient how she was doing, then came out of the room and handed card to nurse, telling her to make sure that she logged the results in our JCAHO-approved stool sample logging book . When she grabbed the card, she immediately felt the moisture, looked at her hand, gasped, dropped the card, and ran to the sink.
She watched me as I looked at my gloved hand, made a face, and rubbed my hand on my scrub bottoms. Then I took the glove off, grabbed the next chart, and walked into the room. I heard the nurse say “eeeeeewww” as I was walking away.
She was pale and had this disgusted look on her face when I walked out of the room several minutes later.
“Was that last sample heme positive or heme negative?”
“Uuuuuuggh. That’s disgusting. Why would you do that?”
“Do what?” I asked innocently.
“You know what.”
“Oh this?” I asked, rubbing my fingers on my scrubs and raising them to my nose. “Hmmmmm. Smells like … like … steak sauce.”
Then I smiled, did a little circle in the air with my index finger, and went to see the next patient.
Ahhhh, the fun you can have with condiments.
Posted in Funny, Joint Commission | 15 Comments »
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
Fifty seven percent of all health care providers (and probably just as many patients) believe that if you leave the hospital or the emergency department against medical advice, insurance companies will not pay for the visit. Half of doctors surveyed have told or would tell patients that insurance would not pay the bill if they left AMA.
With 1 in 70 of all discharges in the US being against medical advice, such a policy would have a significant effect on finances for both patients and hospitals (if patients are unable to pay for denied coverage).
Enter a study in last month’s Annals of Emergency Medicine titled “Insurance Companies Refusing Payment for Patients Who Leave the Emergency Department Against Medical Advice is a Myth”
Several researchers reviewed 104 AMA discharges in a suburban hospital emergency department and queried 19 insurance companies including HMOs, PPOs, Medicare, Medicaid, and worker’s compensation.
Out of 104 AMA discharges, each and every visit was fully reimbursed by theĀ insurance companies.
Now that the cat is out of the bag, will insurers change their tunes?
May not be a bad idea to find out what your policy covers before you have to make a decision to leave AMA.
Posted in Medical Studies | 15 Comments »
Monday, May 10th, 2010
Coming soon to a hospital near you? Overcrowding and physician shortages at Royal Columbian Hospital in British Columbia having adverse effects on patient care. Volumes are up by 20% from a few years ago and the physician groups estimate they need about 25% more physicians to handle the patients. The result is significant overcrowding. A recent report showed 34 “near misses” where wait times could have affected a patient’s safety or medical outcome – including a man who waited five hours with an intracerebral bleed.
Fire marshals visited the emergency department due to a complaint about overcrowding and issued a notice of fire safety violation. As a result, ambulances are being instructed to hold patients in vehicles in the ambulance bay until there is a bed available. Apparently if you can’t see them, they’re not your problem.
The docs even created a web site to notify the public about how inadequate staffing and overcrowding are limiting their ability to provide “safe and effective care to all patients in a timely and respectful manner.”
In other news, hospital officials are now chastising the emergency personnel for their lower than average Press Ganey scores for the previous quarter.
Should I pack lunch … or lunch and dinner? As emergency department use has increased 32% and wait times have increased 50% over the past 10 years, more emergency departments are posting wait times online. Now if we could only get someone to post wait times for specialist appointments, the Department of Motor Vehicles, and tax refunds.
More on Bret Michael’s experiences in the emergency department. “Am I dying? If I’m dying, I want to see my kids, but if I have a chance, I don’t want them to see me in this condition.”
Former Miami Dolphins receiver O.J. McDuffie wins $11.5 million medical malpractice award after team doctor allegedly misdiagnoses big toe injury.
Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas is repeatedly investigated by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, yet according to this article, CMS found few violations and may have even downplayed or covered up some mistakes.
Another one of those “too big to fail” scenarios?
Obtaining an MRI often requires that the patient remain still for extended periods of time. Kids often don’t want to fit into that category. Pediatric emergency physicians are frequently using propofol – the same drug that allegedly killed Michael Jackson – to sedate children prior to MRIs. In a study of more than 25,000 patients, complication rates with using the drug averaged about 6 percent, with 1.4% of patients needing ventilatory support. No deaths from the drug occurred.
Opting out of Medicare. “Why would you sign up for something that would guarantee to pay you less over time when you’re expected to work harder? We want to be able to spend our time caring for patients instead of assigning codes to them and filling out paperwork.”
Another cardiologist whose practice is comprised of 70% Medicare is considering “opt[ing] out of America,” by moving to and practicing in another country, or retiring early.
Other physicians and patients are considering the “opt out” as well, affecting patients’ access to care.
This is precisely what the government wants – a slow attrition of medical providers so that patients have increasing difficulty accessing care. Those providers that stay with the system will be paid less and less for the services they perform. A win-win situation for government insurance. Pay providers less so you save money on care. Then providers drop out of the system. Patients have to wait longer and longer to access care. When patients can’t access care or have to wait in long lines to do so, then they can’t run up as many charges and the system saves money. Funerals are a lot less expensive than cardiac catheterizations and hemodialysis.
Wasn’t the health care bill supposed to prevent insurers from pulling this type of stuff? Oh. Forgot. That’s only for private insurers.
Statewide narcotic databases going national? Databases that list patient prescriptions only go so far if a patient jumps from state to state. Will a national database improve a provider’s ability to shut down drug seekers or will it intrude even more into a patient’s privacy?
Like something out of a TV sitcom … mistrial called in medical malpractice lawsuit after doctor faints when listening to testimony. Floor throwing in a courtroom? Puh-leese. Are they going to strap him in his chair for the next trial or what?
Ripple effects from St. Vincent’s Hospital closure:
When the hospital goes bankrupt, it doesn’t pay for tail insurance on the medical malpractice insurance policies. Now the doctors have to pay $40,000 per year out of pocket or risk being fully liable for a malpractice lawsuit.
Beth Israel Medical Center is absorbing a lot of the patients that would have gone to St. Vincents. Ambulance runs doubled in the first week after St. Vincent’s closure, walk in patient volumes increased 25% and admissions are at an all time high.
Now the clipboard brigade from New York City is monitoring how quickly the overworked staff is moving at Beth Israel. Go ahead. Shut them down, too. I dare ya.
Posted in Healthcare Update | 18 Comments »
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
The ED secretary gets a call from an unknown caller.
“Is Dr. WhiteCoat working? I’ve seen him before and he’s a really good doctor. I only want to see him for my problem. Is he there tonight?”
“Ummm … no, unfortunately he’s not here tonight.”
“Can you tell me when he will be working again?”
“No, ma’am, we can’t give that information out.”
“OK. Thank you.”
Fifteen minutes later, one of our frequent flyers comes limping in with severe back pain and she’s just plum out of Vicodin.
The secretary hears her talking to the registration clerk and recognizes the voice as the person who just called her 15 minutes ago.
You’re good lady. But the doctor that is working isn’t giving you a refill on your Vicodin, either.
Perhaps some Tylenol Extra Strength?
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Friday, May 7th, 2010
Nice article from the AMA comparing medical malpractice systems in other countries to that in the US.
Highlights:
Litigation costs in the US are twice those in other countries, with half of US payments going to legal costs rather than compensating patients.
Few other countries allow cases to be decided by jurors. Most use judges or administrative procedures to determine liability.
Canada and the United Kingdom impose caps on pain and suffering awards to “screw the injured” (a “Mattism” – not actually quoted that way in the article).
Most European countries prohibit contingency fees which are almost exclusively used in the United States.
Canada, Europe and Australia all have loser-pays provisions in their medical malpractice systems. The US does not.
Sweden’s average award for 2004: $22,000. US median award for 2005: $400,000 with 21% of awards being more than $1 million.
Internists in Canada pay between $1800 and $3200 per year for malpractice insurance. Internists in Cook County and Madison County, Illinois pay more than $41,000 per year. Obstetricians in Cook County pay nearly $180,000 per year in malpractice insurance.
Unfortunately, the article quotes Common Good’s Phil Howard, so according to certain people who read this blog, none of it can be believed.
Posted in Medical-Legal | 77 Comments »
Thursday, May 6th, 2010
One more quote I heard on the trip home from visiting Gramma WhiteCoat – can’t attribute it to my dad, but it was quoteworthy nonetheless:
“Common sense. I don’t even know why they call it ‘common sense’ any more. No one has it. They ought to start calling it ‘uncommon sense.’ People are a bunch of nitwits.”
Posted in Random Thoughts | 4 Comments »
Thursday, May 6th, 2010
We were recently notified by hospital administration that reappointment to the medical staff will require that we submit to complete background checks, including credit checks, investigation of assets, and investigation of any legal issues including traffic violations and any litigation in which doctors are currently (or have previously been) involved in.
So if I made a late payment on my payday loan, only have $75,000 in my retirement account, and got pulled over for doing 40 mph in a 30 zone, suddenly I’m not competent enough to practice medicine? Docs in custody battles with former spouses need not apply?
Guess all my JCAHO merit badges don’t mean that much any more.
Just one more hoop to jump through – or to turn around and walk away from.
Posted in Random Thoughts | 21 Comments »
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Relatively quiet day. Only had a couple of memorable quotes:
[Expressing frustration over TV political commentators] “Oh, right. HE’s a great source for information. These people disimpact themselves, look at their hands, then wave to the camera and expect you to take everything you see as gospel truth. Critical thinking isn’t part of their thought process.”
[Describing joint replacements] “Artificial joints don’t do sh*t. You’re born with only so many movements in your joints. When they’re used up, you’re through. End of story.”
Posted in Funny, Random Thoughts | 2 Comments »
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