It was a close vote, but here are the winners for WhiteCoat Challenge #6:
#14. A toast to MikeMD with the story about the boy who peed red wine
#18. Nurse K’s story about the hypochondriac who peed on his hand
#38. Hawkeye’s story about the patient’s vision that went from 20/20 to “just 20″
#42. Dr. JC’s story about the woman whose genetalia had a stroke
#46. Michael Kirk’s history of one personality stabbing the other in the genitals with scissors.
#56. Gregsky’s chief complaint of “coughing up small animals and scrotums”.
Winners please visit EP Monthly’s online catalog, pick a prize, and e-mail your choice and where you want the prize sent to editor-at-epmonthly dot com.
Thanks to everyone for their stories. You made this challenge another great success!


Yeah boiiiiiii. Woot woot. Mama’s gettin’ a mug.
It’s cool that I am finally getting reimbursed (albeit indirectly) for seeing an ER patient. I wish I could be paid in travel mugs for every ER patient I see.
Sweet! Thanks! Loved the stories. Like I said, you just can’t make this stuff up.