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The Downside of Being a Teacher

Recently I was asked if there were any downsides to being an attending in a teaching program. I came up with the following example of how being someone else’s teacher can be a detriment sometimes.

Mrs. WhiteCoat slipped on the stairs and injured her middle finger a few years back. I was working in the ED when it occurred, but was getting off of my shift. I told her to wait and I would come home and look at it, but she was in a lot of pain, so she went to the closest emergency department – at a hospital where I’m not on staff.

Once she got there, an x-ray was done and it showed that her finger was broken, not dislocated as I had suspected from her description.

The nurse practitioner who evaluated her in the fast track asked if she was my wife. When she told the nurse practitioner that she was, the nurse practitioner wouldn’t reduce her finger fracture because she worked with me at the teaching hospital.

Then the emergency physician came in. He wouldn’t reduce the finger either since I used to be one of his teaching attendings. He wanted my wife to see a hand specialist.

The other emergency physician working that day also didn’t feel comfortable reducing my wife’s finger. I used to be his medical director.

When I got to the hospital after the shift, everyone came up and said “hi” to me, then asked me what I wanted to do. I told that someone needed to reduce the finger. No one wanted to be the one that screwed up Dr. WhiteCoat’s wife’s finger, so they all said that she needed a hand surgeon to do it. Unfortunately, the hand surgeon wasn’t available until late that afternoon. I called the surgeon’s office and he had surgery scheduled all day.

So what did I do?

I asked the NP to go get a syringe and some lidocaine. Then I pulled the curtain, numbed my wife’s finger, and reduced it myself. Did a pretty damn good job at it, too – if I do say so myself. Good alignment, no scissoring. Now you can’t even tell it was broken.

The thing that sucked most about the whole experience was that about a month later, the hospital sent me a bill for reduction of the finger fracture … when I was the one who performed it.

At least my wife can still flip me off with a pretty normal looking finger.

14 Responses to “The Downside of Being a Teacher”

  1. Sarah G says:

    Being awesome has its price….

  2. Matt says:

    each and every one of those docs owe you and your wife a really nice dinner. and a slap upside the head for lack of confidence.

  3. WarmSocks says:

    I hope you disputed the charge!

  4. Celeste says:

    You got a chance to be her hero, which is actually kinda priceless. <3

  5. christine says:

    next time, your wife should deny that she knows you!

  6. ERP says:

    Wow, that is weird. If I were your “student” and you were not a psychotic pain in the ass, I would have reduced the damn thing after talking to you.

  7. SeaSpray says:

    Ha! I can’t imagine WC being a psychotic PIA! :)

    Unless he has us all snowed. ;)

    I’m curious WC ..what would *you* have done if the roles were reversed?

    Is that typical of med professionals ..to pass the buck? I thought doctors were cocky and liked the opportunity to test their metal and prove themselves?

    I thought this was gonna be a middle finger bandage joke.

  8. Chrys says:

    I’m with Christine up there. I would have said, “Nah, no relation what so ever.”

  9. Dr. Dredd says:

    Since you reduced the finger, did you at least get part of the fee? :-)

  10. doest that mean that one of the providers billed for your procedure??

  11. WhiteCoat says:

    The bill from the docs was written off as a professional courtesy. I did get charged for the hospital portion of reducing the fracture, though. Didn’t want to get the docs in trouble by saying that I was the one who did the procedure when I wasn’t even credentialed to practice at the hospital, and came out ahead overall, so we just paid the bill.

  12. SeaSpray says:

    So ..if roles were reversed ..would you have fixed it?

  13. Haha, the ups and downs of being a teacher indeed. I’d have expected a bit more courage from your “students”, though. (I mean, didn’t they wonder what you’d think, i.e. why no-one had the guts to just reduce it?)

    In retrospect, it’s funny to read that you had to pay the fees for your own work (but I understand your explanation above with not officially working there, can’t change that). Oh the irony. I hope your wife was at least pain free for the waiting time? If that wasn’t the case, that’d have pissed me off the most in this story.

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