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Cross Post

Friday, January 28th, 2011

For those interested, I also just posted a story on ER Stories about a patient encounter that frustrated me a little bit.

Daughter WhiteCoat and Sex Ed

Friday, January 28th, 2011

My wife and I don’t watch TV that much. Maybe the news in the evening and that’s about it.

Our kids, on the other hand, not only watch TV, but they download video clips on their iPods.

Daughter WhiteCoat showed us this excerpt from Family Guy where Peter gets all buzzed up on Red Bull. If the video below gets pulled down, just do a search on YouTube for “Family Guy Red Bull.” I have to admit that it made both my wife and me laugh pretty hard.

The problem was that our daughter was laughing at one part and we couldn’t figure out why it was *that* funny. In the clip, Peter starts milking a cow, then milks the cow too fast and the cow’s udders catch on fire. The cow runs away. A few seconds later, Peter’s son comes running through the screen with his crotch on fire. We were sitting there thinking “Did he just ride the cow and catch on fire, too?” “Did the cow come and attack him?” So we asked Daughter WhiteCoat why she thought it was so funny.

“Umm … because the Red Bull made things catch on fire when you pulled on them too fast … duh!”

Ooooh. OK.

Here I was thinking I had to have the “sex talk” with my daughter and she’s the one schooling me.

I must need more sleep.

Gaming ObamaCare

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Remember my post a few months back about how some large companies were getting waivers so they didn’t have to pay into the new health care system? Things are getting worse.  According to this article on The Hill, the feds just granted new insurance waivers to more than 500 groups, bringing the total number of individuals covered by waivers to 2.1 million.

The system just isn’t going to work.

Let me get my soapbox out here. [Tap tap tap] Is this thing on? Good.

First, there’s still this misconception that the “mandate” to purchase insurance will somehow translate into accessibility of medical care. It doesn’t work that way. I’ve said it before. Purchasing health insurance doesn’t mean that you have access to health care any more than purchasing car insurance means that you have access to a car. If your insurance is cut-rate,  chances are that your medical care will be cut-rate. You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

The general idea of “insurance” is conceptually sound. Everyone pays into a system to spread the risk of paying for a catastrophic event. You pay$100 per month to presumably avoid having to pay $100,000 or more if you have a major medical event. The amount of money paid into a system is dependent upon how much money is taken out of the system. If there is a surge in the number of people needing medical care, one of two things happens: More money has to be paid into the system or less money has to be taken out of the system through rationing of medical care or providing lower quality less expensive medical care. There aren’t any other variables to change. Cost, availability, and quality. That’s it.

The proposed system creates too many loopholes. It caters to special interests. It changes the cost/availability/quality variables in ways that the public doesn’t realize. So lets look at a few examples.

First, what exactly are we getting for our money in the current system – or in the proposed system? Many people don’t know. With regular insurance plans, your policy guides coverage. Maybe you have exclusions for certain conditions. Maybe there is a limit on how much the insurance company will pay for a certain type of care. Maybe certain types of care (like dental care or vision care) is unavailable. But at least you know what you’re getting. Can anyone say with certainty what type of medical care they’re going to get once they start paying into the new and improved health care system? I sure can’t. The lack of specifics opens everyone up to being refused care once they’ve paid into the system. After all, the feds and/or insurance companies can just say “We never agreed to pay for that type of care.” In essence, we’re paying for what’s behind the curtain without really seeing what’s behind the curtain.

Speaking about “exclusions” on insurance, under the current plan, “exclusions” on insurance policies will be limited. True that insurance companies have used exclusions and rescissions unethically in the past, but when used appropriately, exclusions keep people from gaming the system. If you’ve had a bum knee for 20 years, you shouldn’t be able to pay one month’s insurance premiums and then be entitled to the newest titanium replacement, the services of the best orthopedist, and unlimited therapy. If everyone gamed the system that way, the system would collapse because there would be a tremendous funding input/output mismatch that couldn’t be sustained by just increasing insurance premiums. No one would purchase “insurance” because they know that they could just get a policy once a catastrophe either occurred or was about to occur. Outlawing or severely limiting insurance exclusions essentially amounts to allowing people to purchase homeowner’s “insurance” while their house is burning to the ground. Result: Quality of care will decrease or costs of insurance will skyrocket – or both. Our family’s health insurance premiums have jumped about 30% in the past 8 months, so we know where this is headed.

Then there is the issue of spreading risk. Remember how everyone needs to pay into the system to spread the risk? When fewer people pay into the system, either the amount of care decrease to create a new equilibrium point with input/output of funding  -or- everyone else must pay more into the system to maintain the status quo.  Look at all of the waivers that have been granted under the new health care legislation thus far. Multibillion dollar companies like Blue Cross Blue Shield, Cigna, Aetna, and McDonalds are all getting a pass on purchasing insurance. When people want to use the system but they don’t pay into the system, they create a greater expense for those who do pay into the system. Why there are so many insurance companies and unions receiving these waivers, anyway?
There is also a religious exemption to purchasing insurance. Whether Amish, Muslims, or other religious groups will be exempt from purchasing insurance under the new health care plan remains to be seen, but ultimately if they do receive care and don’t pay into the system, those extra unfunded participants will result in additional increases in expense and/or decreases in care.

Yesterday, I posted a comment to ERP (from ER Stories) on Kevin’s blog about ERP’s notion that the “mandate” was a good thing. In that comment, I noted that one of the other issues that we have to address is the tremendous amount of inefficiency in our current system. Bureaucracy has to diminish, not increase. Empowering the IRS to enforce the insurance mandate is heading in the wrong direction.

We also need to learn to say that we aren’t going to pay for medical care that has a negligible effect.
Providers have to be comfortable doing that and the public has to become comfortable hearing that.

End of life care needs to be compassionate, but made with the understanding that everyone is going to die. We need to become comfortable with the ideas of hospice care. Yes, maybe we can eek another few weeks out of your loved one’s life, but what will the quality of that time be? How much should we pay to keep the shell of the person that was once your loved one alive? There have to be checks and balances in place to prevent “death panels” but we can’t afford the system of end of life care as we know it. It’s a tough question, but it is one that needs to be asked and one that needs to be addressed.

Medications are another huge expense. Track medication use. Have a national database of what patients are getting what medications at what pharmacies. This will decrease multiple prescriptions from different providers and decrease adverse medication interactions or overdoses from the little old ladies who can’t remember their medications. If you aren’t taking your medications, a national registry will also let us know that you aren’t filling your prescriptions.
If you can’t afford your prescriptions, you can go to the federal medication dispensary inside the federal health care clinic at the free VA system and get your medications for free. They will have a limited formulary with mostly generic medications. If you don’t want to wait in line at the federal dispensary, then you go to the pharmacy and pay for the prescriptions out of your pocket. If you want the new designer medications that have the same effect as WalMart’s $4 medications, that’s fine. You need to pay for them out of your own pocket. If your doctor won’t work with you to find a medication on the $4 list, then find another doctor.
Introduce free market forces into the medication market and prices will have to come down. Pharmaceutical companies can’t make money on their blockbuster drug if no one can afford to purchase it. Want to hedge your bet against being stuck purchasing outrageously expensive medications for an orphan disease? Maybe there’s an insurance policy for that.

Stop playing semantics regarding the need to fund the system. The administration has already admitted that the “mandate” is really a “tax.” Call it a tax and implement it like a tax. If the public wants access to care, we need to increase everyone’s taxes. Kick up the Medicare tax deduction from everyone’s paychecks by 10% and forget about the “exemptions” and waivers from the “mandate.” Everybody pays their fair share. Tie the Medicare tax to costs of care. If costs go up, the tax goes up, but if costs go down, so will the taxes. Maybe we implement some type of consumption-based tax so that even those who are in this country illegally, who are visiting from other countries, or who do not work will still pay something into the system when they purchase groceries and other necessities of living.

Then do something to actually increase ACCESS to care. Open up the VA System to every citizen in this country. Expand the system to include county hospitals as well. Fund the systems exclusively with the new tax money. Then, if you walk in the door with your verifiable US ID, you get free care. All those taxes you paid are now funding your care. If you are visiting this country, you purchase insurance before your trip or you pay with a credit card – just U.S. citizens do when they visit your country. If you’re here illegally, you still get care, but then you’re getting detained, processed, and deported once you’re discharged from the hospital or you’re stable for transfer. You’re breaking our laws, so it’s about time that we either enforce our laws or we change our laws.

What would happen if we repealed the health care law and put the system above in its place?

It’s About Time

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

It was a busy night in the emergency department as many nights are. All of the rooms were full and there were 6 to 8 patients waiting just to get back to the emergency department. I hadn’t taken a break in several hours, and though I was hungry I just drank sips of Gatorade and ate handfuls of cashews between patients to keep my energy up and to keep my stomach from growing too loudly at me.

Sometimes during nights like this it seems like the “powers that be” try to mess with your mind. Every time you discharge one patient, two more patients register to be seen. If you discharge two patients, three patients register to be seen. The more you try to get ahead, the more behind you get. Then you start thinking. If I didn’t discharge anyone, th-e-e-en how many patients would register?

Snap out of it WhiteCoat. Looks like another “no dinner” night.

The next patient waiting to be seen was a middle-aged man who was suffering from a cough and sinus drainage for the prior three weeks. The patient was going to be seen by his primary care physician the following morning, but did not want to wait for the appointment. He had been waiting a little more than an hour to be seen. As I opened the door, the man was laying back on the bed watching something on his iPhone. His wife sat in the chair across the room and was apparently typing out a text message on her flip phone. I could hear the Morse Code-like beeps every time she entered a letter.

As I walked in the room, the woman looked up, let out a dramatic sigh and said “F-i-i-i-i-nally.”
I tried to explain. “I’m Dr. WhiteCoat. I apologize about the wait, but it is a very busy night this evening. I’m trying to see patients as fast as I can. What can I help you with?”
“Huh. It’s about time.”
“Ma’am, I haven’t gone to the bathroom in three hours and I haven’t eaten a meal since my bowl of cereal at breakfast this morning. I’m going as fast as I can.” I then turned to the patient and asked “What is it that I can help you with?”
The wife then butted in again. “Honey, can you even remember what’s wrong? It has been a while that we’ve been waiting here.”
That ticked me off. Actually, I was ticked off by the wife’s attitude to begin with, but that comment was it. Rather than lash out, I decided to take a break. “Pardon me. I need to go check something.”
I got up, left the room, told the charge nurse that I was taking a short break, and went to the doctor’s lounge. I emptied my bladder. Then I went down to the cafeteria and got a small dinner plate. I brought it back to the doctor’s lounge and ate while talking to one of the other staff physicians. After finishing my dinner, I went back to the emergency department.

One of the nurses told me that the patient’s wife had been out to the desk to complain during the 15 minutes I was gone. The nurse had ordered a chest x-ray just to appease the patient and his wife. I nodded.
I discharged a patient whose chart had been placed in the discharge rack after labs had come back normal and he was feeling better.
Then I went back into the coughing patient’s room. He was still in the radiology department finishing up with his chest x-ray.
The patient’s wife looked up at me, scowled, and asked “What … is taking you so long?”
I smiled back at her and said “You were right, it was about time.”

Strange. She wasn’t in the room when the patient got back from x-ray.

Healthcare Update — 01-24-2011

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Also see the satellite edition of this week’s update over at ER Stories. While ERP is on vacation, I’ll try to do double duty and post on both blogs this week.

They’re already starting to itch. Drug seeking patients will soon have a new medication to add to their list of allergies … and/or medications that “don’t work on me”: Intravenous Tylenol.

US Supreme Court to decide whether California will be allowed to cut access to care, er, um, cut payments to providers and still remain in compliance with federal Medicaid laws. Twenty two other states have joined California in its appeal, meaning that about half of the people with government health “insurance” – and those about to be forced to purchase insurance under the new health care plan – will have one heck of a hard time finding access to medical care.

In another story on the topic, Arizona is looking to drop more than a quarter million patients from its Medicaid “insurance” plan. Twenty nine state governors have signed a letter to President Obama requesting a change in the law to permit the states to tighten Medicaid requirements. Arizona is pushing the envelope by making the formal request directly to Kathleen Sebelius and “daring” her to refuse it.

You’ll get faster attention all right – from men with bigger guns than yours. Twenty four year old patient walks into hospital emergency department and demands faster treatment for his condition or else he’ll start shooting up the place. Instead, he gets a free trip to the Greybar Motel.

Disincentive to seeking help for psych problems in North Carolina emergency departments – you’ll have to spend an average of 3-4 days in the emergency department before you find placement. You read that right – three to four days. Biggest problem: Few states want to pay for funding for psychiatric care. Next biggest problem: Mentally ill patients are less likely to vote.

Then again, if you go to an emergency department seeking psych care and say you want to kill your pastor, you can always sue the hospital and psychiatrists when they involuntarily commit you. In this case, the plaintiff’s psychiatric patient’s expert stated that the patient should just have been given anti anxiety medications instead of being committed because she didn’t have a “plan” to kill the pastor.
Another example of how physicians are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If you don’t commit a patient who threatens homicide, then you’re sued if the patient goes out and kills someone. If you do commit the patient, you’re sued for unlawfully committing the patient. No matter what happens, plaintiff attorneys will always be able to find some purported expert to testify that what you did was wrong.

Two interesting factiods from Physician’s Practice Magazine
First is commentary about the “Twinkie Diet” – which I hadn’t heard about before reading the article. See more here. A professor of nutrition at Kansas State University ate mostly “convenience store food” for two months – in addition to vitamins, a protein shake, and a can of vegetables per day. At the end of the month, he had lost 27 pounds. Not only did his weight go down, but, his LDL (bad cholesterol) dropped, his HDL (good cholesterol) increased and his triglycerides dropped by 39%. On Twinkies and Doritos! Once he started eating meat, his cholesterol went back up. I think that’s pretty compelling evidence in favor of the intake/output argument for weight control.
Next is the study showing that the screen on that iPhone of yours has 18 times as many bacteria than the handle of a toilet in a men’s restroom. Wonder how it compares to the toilet seat. Maybe we all should start putting toilet paper over the iPhones before we touch them.

Speaking about germs … stay off of public transportation during flu season. You’re six times as likely to get a respiratory infection that requires a doctor visit.

Which emergency department has the longest wait? Pennsylvania hospitals are starting to compare waiting times for hospitals. For example, Tenet Healthcare Corporation is posting wait times for 40 of its 49 hospitals. Can anyone guess what will happen when hospitals compete to see who has the shortest wait times? Remember the engineer’s triangle: Fast care, free care, quality care: Pick any two. Plaintiff’s attorneys are going to love this …

Harbor-UCLA Medical Center settles case for $1.175 million after catheter inserted into trauma patient “accidentally punctures a vessel wall.” Details of the case aren’t provided except for the fact that the patient left the hospital after a few days. If this case revolves around accidental arterial puncture when inserting a central venous catheter, depending on the location site, arterial punctures are a known complication of catheter insertions.

It’s not enough that some patients assault staff in the emergency department. Now patients are planting fake bombs in emergency department bathrooms.

Unfulfilled Expectations

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

A patient came into the emergency department at 3:00 in the morning with broken peritoneal dialysis catheter.

Actually, the catheter wasn’t broken, there was a small leak in the catheter at the distal end of the tubing. She had clamped the shunt off as she was instructed to do in the past and she came to the hospital because she wanted an ambulance ride to tertiary care center 100 miles away.

Instead, I cleansed the area, cut about a half centimeter off of the distal end of the tubing, removed the hub from the leaking portion of the tube and inserted the hub back into the shortened tubing.

I gave her a dose of vancomycin as a precaution, then discussed discharge instructions with her.

“Well how am I going to get to Metro Regional?” she asked.
“I checked with your dialysis nurse. You can keep using the catheter. If you’re concerned, you can follow up in their office this afternoon.”
“How am I supposed to get there? I don’t have any gas money.”
“You don’t need to go there. The tube is fixed.”
“Oh, I’m going there.”
“Well let’s say that I sent you there by ambulance. What would you do until this afternoon?”
“I’d go to the emergency room down there.”
“Great. How would you get home?”
“I’d have to call my daughter to come and get me … but I’m not going to go calling all over town at 4 AM to try to find her for a ride down there now!”

I resisted the temptation to ask her why she would have to call “all over town” to find her daughter at 4 AM.

“If you want to go to see your dialysis nurse, you’re welcome to wait in our waiting room until you think it’s an appropriate time to call your daughter, then.”
“My cell phone is out of minutes.”
“The courtesy phone is on the desk. You just need to dial “9″ before making a call.”
“You’re through as a doctor if something goes wrong.”
“Have a nice day! Don’t forget to fill out our patient satisfaction survey!”

Birth Control Factoids

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

From MMWR January 14, 2010 (.pdf file)(hat tip to emedhome.com):

  • 50% of all pregnancies in the US are “unintended.”
  • The failure rate for condoms in preventing pregnancy during “typical use” is 15%
  • The failure rate for oral contraceptives (“the pill”) in preventing pregnancy during “typical use” is 8%
  • The failure rate for intrauterine devices (IUDs) and hormone implants (Implanon) in preventing pregnancy during “typical use” is <1%

About half of federally-funded clinics have IUDs on site and one-third of federally-funded clinics have hormone implants available on-site. IUDs and implants were also made available to clinic patients via referral to other providers.
92-95% of federally-funded clinics have condoms and oral contraceptives on-site.

Healthcare Update — 01-17-2011

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Despite medical malpractice damage caps, number of Ohio closed cases and damage awards rise in 2009. Average payouts were $322,000 and the average cost to defend a case was $39,000. Only 24% of the malpractice claims were successful, meaning that the plaintiff attorneys committed legal malpractice 76% of the time.

Many chronic pain patients become upset because they can’t get enough pain medication … until they die from an overdose. Now an Oregon pain clinic is being sued by the estates of several dead chronic pain patients because they “knew or had reason to know that the massive quantities of controlled substances they were prescribing were either being diverted by patients and sold in the illegal drug market, or being taken by their patients at great risk to the patient’s own health.” Prescribing more than 5000 morphine pills plus other pain killers over the period of a year does seem excessive – that’s about 14 morphine pills per day every day of the year. But if you don’t give them what they want, your Press Ganey scores go down. Maybe the estates should add Press Ganey as a defendant to their lawsuits.

Second-busiest emergency department on Chicago’s South Side no longer taking ambulance runs. Hospital decides to save $25 million treating the roughly 3800 patients that arrive by ambulance each year and instead focus on providing more colonoscopies and mammograms.
Now the busiest emergency department on Chicago’s South Side, the University of Chicago, expects 8-10 more ambulance runs per day as a result – that is, when it isn’t on bypass.
UPDATE: Provident Hospital changes its mind and gives surrounding hospitals another month to figure out what they’re going to do with all the extra patients.

Whooping cough cases increase in Iowa
. State officials urge everyone to get vaccinated. For adults, the disease often causes “the cough of 100 days.” For kids, the disease can be deadly.

Next time, I want TABLE food. Martha Stewart takes trip to emergency department for busted lip after her bulldog head butts her in the face.

Agitated patient in Santa Monica, CA hospital kicks social worker, grabs social worker’s breast, then pulls social worker’s hair. Security guard comes to help and gets bitten in the finger.
In other news, the Joint Commission cited the social worker for having a snap on her bra that hurt the patient’s finger and for failing to use conditioner in her hair which caused the hair to get wrapped around the patient’s finger and for failing to offer the patient milk and cookies before calling for help – all obvious patient safety violations.

Female emergency department patient spits in nurse’s face.
In other news, the Joint Commission cited the nurse for being close enough that a patient’s spit could reach her face.

M.A.S.H. revisited. Yuma, AZ hospital has to set up tents to handle the increased patient load.

US Justice Department approves $2.3 million settlement for alleged malpractice that occurred during care of pregnant patient at a naval hospital.

A patient has surgery to help treat his rectal cancer. Later, a sponge is found in his abdomen and he needs a second surgery to have the sponge removed. Now his lawyer is asking for money for the patient’s “physical pain, mental anguish, emotional distress, extensive medical care, disability, medical expenses, physical impairment, depression, anxiety, interest, and court costs.”

Detroit Medical Center pays $30 million in penalties for “largely technical” violations of federal Stark Laws.

Open Mic Weekend 01-15-2011

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

I’m leaving on a trip with the family for the weekend.

Feel free to ask questions, vent, rant, or otherwise post in the comments section.

Remember the only rules: Be nice, no personal attacks, and try to keep things medically-related.

I’ll be back to try to answer questions on Monday.

Everyone enjoy your weekend!

Caring for Morbidly Obese Patients

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Not sure how I feel about this.

Boston Emergency Medical Services debuts an ambulance with a mini-crane and reinforced stretcher to transport patients weighing up to 850 pounds. It cost $12,000 to retrofit the ambulance.

My problem is this: I think we need to do our best to provide medical care to all patients. But patients need to take some basal level of responsibility for their own health. If you’re saying that you got to be 850 pounds due to a “glandular problem,” you’re blowing smoke. See this post (hat tip to MDOD) and then come talk to me.

Let’s say you want to go hiking in some secluded location or you want to go spelunking far beneath the surface of the earth. When you take those risks, you implicitly accept the chance that if something happens to you, there’s not going to be an acute care clinic at the 3,000 foot mark on the mountain you want to climb. If you get hurt, you aren’t going to have access to the medical care that might otherwise be available to you. You may take your cell phone with you and may make arrangements for air medical transport if needed, but even with those precautions, you just might die from your injuries based solely on the risks you took – and no one is to blame but you.

If alcoholic patients drink to the point that they develop liver failure and then they continue drinking alcohol, most hospitals will not perform liver transplants. You got yourself into that situation, you refuse to help yourself get out of that situation, the system isn’t going to invest massive amounts of resources into your care – and no one is to blame but you.

Should people who eat themselves to death be treated any differently?

Should it ever be right to tell patients that if they let themselves get so obese that traditional ambulances can’t carry them that dispatchers will tell refuse transport and they will be responsible for their own transportation to the hospital?

If we continue down the road that we must accommodate the medical needs of every morbidly obese patient, are we then going to require that all hospitals purchase CT scanners and MRI scanners to accommodate patients of all weights – if those scanners even exist? Will every hospital be required to maintain an additional set of beds, commodes, bathroom fixtures, blood pressure cuffs, and a plethora of other utilities solely to treat morbidly obese patients.

Or perhaps we create regional system of care for morbidly obese patients. One regional hospital gets all the necessary equipment to manage the medical needs of morbidly obese patients and any morbidly obese patient requiring testing or admission must be transported to one of these centers. Hospitals can transfer trauma patients if they don’t have a trauma surgeon, shouldn’t they also be able to transfer bariatric patients if they don’t have a bariatric specialist?

This post is not meant as an attack on morbidly obese people, but more intended as a reality check. What should be a rational method of dealing with morbidly obese patients? If we require EMS and hospitals to make all these expensive modifications for morbidly obese patients, where do the accommodations end for other patients with other medical conditions needing costly medical care?

And how long is it going to be before the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe files a claim against a hospital when a patient dies because the hospital didn’t have those modifications?

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