All you dog food manufacturers listen up.
Based upon extensive testing in the WhiteCoat household, I have come up with a new flavor of dog biscuit that dogs will absolutely love.
It’s called “Bloody Human Wound Dressings.”
One of our dogs actively digs through the garbage in our bathroom to find the damn dressings from my incision site. Even though I wrap them up, she rips the bandages off of them and chews them like bubble gum until all the flavor is gone, then leaves them on our bedroom floor for us to retch over when we find them.
I’d post pictures, but have a feeling that I have already grossed people out enough with this post.
OK, maybe they can be called “Congealed Granulation Tissue?”
Now I think I’ve grossed people out enough.