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Unusual Coincidence

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

Any time that I discuss patients on this blog, I randomly change around the gender, the age, the complaints, and any names involved – both to protect the patients’ privacy and to comply with privacy laws. As I have stated in my “About” link:

“If you think there is any similarity between you and a patient I write about, it isn’t you. I may or may not change the age, sex, injuries, or complaints of the patients I write about. The 70 year old grandma with a hip fracture may really be a 16 year old star high school football player who skinned his knee. I may change some of the things that patients say or do for entertainment value. I repeat: It isn’t you.”

One of the patients I have written about in the past came back to the ED for a different issue the other day. The previous post was a funny scenario and I made up names for each of  the other people involved.

The last visit, the patient was alone. This time his family was with him. When I walk in the room, I usually introduce myself to everyone and shake everyone’s hand. When I got to the patient’s father, he introduced himself and told me his name. His name just happened to be the same one that I created out of thin air for the previous post.

I happened to remember the patient and the name I made up for his dad. I did a double take and must have given the dad a strange look when he told me his name, because he then gave me a funny look and tilted his head.

“Sorry, you look just like someone else I know with that same name. You don’t have a twin, do you?”
“No, but if I did, he probably wouldn’t have my name …”

Another reason why from this point forward, all patients will hereby be named Joanne Doroshow.

Emergency Physicians International

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

A quick shout out to a new venture from Emergency Physicians Monthly

Logan Plaster and company have started a new magazine called Emergency Physicians International. They just put out Issue #3 and there are a lot of good articles inside, including articles about laryngoscopy and emergency medicine in Croatia, Japan, and South America, to name a few countries. I found it very interesting reading.

There are over 1000 registered members on the site from 60 different countries.

If international medicine is your thing, you can read all the issues online and join the forum discussions at this link:
http://epinternational.ning.com/

The Case of the Crazy Rabid Squirrel

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Who (if anyone) is to blame?

Man and squirrel fight it out in man’s driveway. Squirrel scratches him twice, man runs inside grabs BB gun and plugs squirrel ala Elmer J Fudd. Man then calls health department for advice about what to do. Health department tells him to go to ED for rabies shots. After waiting for 2 hours the following day in the ED, the patient is told that squirrels don’t carry rabies in the United States and he doesn’t need the rabies shots. Later he is billed $692 for the emergency department visit and doesn’t want to pay the $382 deductible.

The patient stated that “the health department and the hospital should get together and straighten it out.”

Should a hospital and physician be responsible for getting payment from third parties when patients don’t like the medical advice they have received? Isn’t that kind of like someone in a restaurant telling the owner to get payment from the noodle maker because the patron didn’t like the spaghetti?

Healthcare Update — 06-13-2011

Monday, June 13th, 2011

More medical news over at the Satellite Edition at ERStories.net.

Another emergency department closes its doors. Kenneth Hall Regional Hospital in East St. Louis stopped seeing patients on June 7,

Visitors gone wild. Gang of people tried to push their way into the emergency department at Nassau University Medical Center and were threatening hospital staff in the process. Police were called and fight breaks out. Police officer breaks hand. Eleven people were arrested.

An average of 640 people each day are treated in the emergency department each day for nonfatal injuries that occur in the bathroom. In other news, as a result of this study, JCAHO has now declared bathrooms a public health threat. In the name of patient safety, JCAHO will now require that all hospitals install outhouses in their parking lots.

Medicaid jumps on the “never event” bandwagon. There are some errors that shouldn’t be compensated. Other errors on Medicaid’s list are unpreventable. Remember the discussion about obstetricians refusing to treat obese patients? When governments refuse to pay for some events that are unpreventable, it just gives providers another reason not to treat patients at risk for those events.

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Dr. Perfect

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

I occasionally get asked to review charts from other emergency departments in order to determine whether the care provided was appropriate. One of the cases from a visit to a competitor emergency department is below.

A patient with a longstanding history of migraine headaches comes to the hospital for another one of her typical migraine headaches. Light aversion, noise aversion, nausea – all her usual symptoms. She ran out of her Imitrex and when she called her doctor for a refill, she was told to go to the emergency department instead. Her exam showed no physical abnormalities. She got a shot of Imitrex and a shot of morphine. Her headache improved and she was discharged home with her usual headache medications.

Two days later, her headache returned. She happened to be visiting family in a large city and went to the emergency department in a hospital where we often refer patients. This time she was having visual changes. The emergency department physician there gave her more Imitrex and morphine and called neurology to come see the patient. The neurologist evaluated the patient and discovered papilledema on her funduscopic exam. A lumbar puncture confirmed the diagnosis of pseudotumor cerebri.

Fine. The diagnosis may or not have been missed on the first visit. Assume it was.

I got asked to review the chart because the patient complained to the hospital administration. The patient was upset because two of the doctors at the tertiary care hospital told the patient words to the effect of “You’re lucky. If we hadn’t have caught this, you’d be blind in a couple of days.”

Are their self worth that low that they have to make inflammatory statements like this in an effort to aggrandize themselves? You didn’t call the docs involved. I checked. You didn’t request a copy of the chart from her emergency department visit. I checked that, too.

Statements like this, even if they are true, serve little purpose. The patient didn’t lose her vision. Her vision was normal. Woo hoo. You saved her. Don’t dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back.

Actually, statements like that do serve one purpose. They make it a pretty good bet that none of the doctors in our department will ever refer another patient to you or your your hospital.
And if a patient tells any of our docs about any of your screw ups, chances are pretty good that the rest of us will hear about it. Chances are also pretty good that our docs will let any other patients who might need your services in the future know about your mistakes and how you aren’t perfect, either.

Good work.

picture credit here

More Quotes From The ED

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

I was taking a history on a patient, and, in order to receive appropriate compensation from the government, one of the things that doctors are required to ask about (regardless of whether it has any impact on the patient’s condition or care) is a patient’s social history.
“Do you smoke?”
“Nope. Never.”
“Do you drink alcohol?”
“A little … once in a while.”
At that point, the patient’s wife interrupted. “Sam, be truthful now.”
Then to me, the wife says “Doctor, he has two or three drinks every day.”
The patient got irritated and yells “Marge, will you shut up? For Christsakes! I used to spill more than that when I was younger.”

Then I was talking to one of the maxillofacial surgeons about a patient in his 20s with a tooth abscess that had progressed to Ludwig’s Angina. The surgeon was apparently frustrated because he had recently been taking care of multiple patients with the same diagnosis.
“His airway looks good, but he’ll need to be admitted for IV antibiotics.”
“Let me guess, the guy has about 10 teeth left in his mouth.”
“More than that, but they’re not in very good shape.”
“When are people going to learn that we’re not sharks? Our teeth don’t spontaneously regrow! Toothbrushes, people! Toothbrushes!”
“And floss, too.”
“Whatever”
[click]

Healthcare Update — 06-06-2011

Monday, June 6th, 2011

More news stories from around the web at this week’s Satellite Edition over at ER Stories.net.

Cell phones will really kill ya. If they don’t cause brain cancer from the radiation, those used in the hospitals are twice as likely to be full of deadly bacteria.

$7 million verdict against surgeons when patient develops sepsis and dies from bowel injury after hysterectomy.

More patients gone wild. Texas patient shouts obscenities at medical staff then kicks physician in stomach. Then he is wheeled out of emergency department on stretcher and thrown in police car.

Judge Greg Mathis – yes THAT Judge Greg Mathis – weighs in on the importance of keeping emergency departments open.

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B…R…B…

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

A teenager is brought in by her mother after falling while skateboarding.

She was whisked off to xray shortly after arriving – and before I had gotten into the room to evaluate her.
I walked into room and was talking with her mother when a cell phone buzzed on the bed under pillow.
“Is this yours?” I asked, worrying that it may have somehow been left behind by the previous patient.
The mom said “No, it’s hers,” referring to her daughter who was still in the x-ray department.
“You better keep it in your purse so it doesn’t get lost.”
“Don’t worry, it’s attached to her hand 99% of the day. She’ll know it’s gone 10 seconds after she gets back into the room.”

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Correlations

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

Has anyone else noticed the following correlation?

The more narcotics that a patient has received in a given month, the less likely that a patient is to be able to pronounce the names of those medications.

For example, a patient with chronic abdominal pain and multiple negative workups came into the emergency department for a recurrence of her pain. She had a rather lengthy printout from the state controlled substances database as well. The patinet wanted the same medications that made her feel better the last time she was in the emergency department earlier in the week.

“What medication did you receive?”
“Ummm. Let’s see. Toradol, Compazine, Zofran, and some other medication that started with a ‘D’. Deh … Deh … Deh …”
“You mean Detrol?”
“No. Deh … Deh … It ended in “ol.”
“I bet it was Detrol.”
“No. Dem … Demmm … Deh …”
“I know! Droperidol!”
“NO! Dem! Dem-something … Demitol?”
“OH! Donnatal!”
“NO!!!”
“That sounds like it is what would work. We’ll try some Donnatal.”
“Demerol! That’s it! Demerol!”

I walked out of the room and the nurse informed me that the patient had received 100mg of Demerol IV during her last visit.

“Let’s try 10 of Donnatal this visit.”

A couple of minutes later, the nurse came back to the desk.
“She refused. She wants Demerol.”
“Ain’t happening. Maybe you could interest her in some Tylenol … Number Three?”

 

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