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Take The Train

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

A medical student from a suburban medical school in another state was doing rotation in our emergency department. He asked me what he should do about issues with riding public transportation to the hospital.

On the way here, some guy two seats in front of me puked on the empty seat next to him. Everyone around him jumped to make sure that it wasn’t going to splash on them, then they just sat there like nothing happened.  He just sat there like nothing happened. The bus driver was listening to music on his headphones and just kept driving like nothing happened.

Then some guy just started yelling at the top of his lungs, leaned back and started trying to kick out the window on the bus. Nobody did anything. The bus driver didn’t give him a second look. At the next stop, he just sat up in his seat and walked off the bus.

Then the bus got full and some guy standing in the aisle started saying loudly that if he had an Uzi, he could shoot every “motherf’er” on the bus dead and still have bullets left over in the clip.

What should I do?

My response:

“The first guy probably just didn’t want anyone sitting next to him. The second guy probably just missed his stop. You should have told the third guy that Uzi clips only have 32 bullets (I know this from the fierce battles I have with my son playing Modern Warfare 2 on X Box) and, assuming 2-3 shots per kill, there is no way that he would be able to kill everyone on the bus before running out of bullets and being pummeled to death by the survivors.”

He just looked at me with a blank stare.

“I’m kidding. Get headphones and ignore this stuff. And drink decaf. You’re too high strung.”

He continued with the blank stare. I could see that he was desperately trying to process whether or not I thought all these actions were out of the ordinary.

“Look at me. You need to start taking the subway. There’s a stop two blocks away.”

He kind of half-smiled.

Just a hunch, but I’m not thinking he’ll be doing many more rotations here.

Huh?

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Possibly submitted from a reader e-mail

A patient comes in complaining of swelling to her right foot. No pain. No injury. Just swelling.

A quick glance at the patient’s foot showed that there was no swelling whatsoever. Examination … nothing. Range of motion … normal. However, the patient insisted that her foot was swollen.
“Where do you feel that your foot is swollen?”
“Look. Right here,” pointing at the outer ankle.
“Um … ma’am. That’s your ankle.”
“No … that’s swelling.”

So I went and got a tape measure. I measured around both feet, around both ankles, and around both lower legs, then compared numbers. Exactly the same in both legs.

“See? The sides are the same. No swelling.”
“Yeah, well your tape measure is wrong.”
“But I used the same tape to … Nevermind. Well. This is kind of beyond the scope of my practice. I think I’m going to need to refer you to the vascular surgeon and the orthopedist to be worked up for the swelling. In the meantime, we’ll wrap your foot with an ACE bandage  and you’re welcome to take some Motrin for your symptoms. Have a nice day.”

If you have a patient story you’d like to see published on this blog, please e-mail it to me at whitecoat at epmonthly dot com.

 

Where’s the Love?

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Apparently it isn’t just disgruntled docs who used to take board call and misguided gastroenterologists that have animus toward the emergency department.

Hey – it’s not like we sit down here and plan when to send patients upstairs.

When a tech brings the fifth OB patient in labor to the maternity ward in the past hour and the OB nurses circle around him, yell at him, and collectively threaten to kill him if he comes back, that’s taking things a little too far.

I wanted to find a baby doll, put it in a wheelchair, bring it up in the elevator, and push it out the elevator doors toward the OB nurse’s desk just before the elevator doors closed.

That’s not to say that ED personnel don’t feel like they’re getting dumped on at times, though.

When the shoe’s on the other foot and we get four patients in a row from the same private physician’s office – two of which are by ambulance … that right thar’s cause for voodoo rituals.

Healthcare Update 07-25-2011

Monday, July 25th, 2011

What? MRSA infection? Get that patient a super mocha latte … STAT! That morning cup of Joe may decrease your risk of getting a “superbug” infection – by up to 50%.

Prescription abuse kills. In 2010, more than 80 percent of the drug-related deaths in Oklahoma involved prescription medicines. Yet they’re still on the market and the pediatricians say nothing about it! Meanwhile pediatricians had a fit over cold medications that allegedly killed three children in 2005 and caused them to be largely removed from the market.

More patients gone wild. This patient started out wild. He was brought to the emergency department for suicidal ideations, struggles with police, then tries to run from the department yelling at police to shoot him and to “aim for the head or the heart.”

Places that are dangerous to go on vacation – not necessarily because of crime, but because there is no access to timely trauma care. Almost the entire state of South Dakota and Arkansas are on the list. So are more frequent tourist attractions such as Maui, the Grand Canyon, and Nantucket. See the interactive map from the American Trauma Society here. Related article in Time Magazine here.

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To Admit or Not to Admit? That is the Question.

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

Gastroenterologist Michael Kirsch put up a post on his blog that was then reposted over at ACP Hospitalist asking where the threshold for admitting a patient to the hospital should be.

He asserts that there should be more collaboration between medical colleagues to determine whether or not a patient needs to be hospitalized.
He also talks about outside influences on an emergency physician’s decision to admit patients and gives his readers a list:
–pressure from hospitals to fill beds
–pressure from admitting physicians who seek to increase their in-patient volumes
–belief that hospitalization markedly reduces medical malpractice risk of ER physicians
–desire to eliminate uncertainty that a benign complaint is masquerading as a serious condition. “It’s probably your heartburn, but let’s observe you overnight just to be sure.”
–pressure from patients and families to be hospitalized
–uncertainly that a patient will follow-up with a physician after ER discharge
–ER physicians are making the proper judgment to admit the patient, while we specialists and primary care physicians cavalierly advise discharge.

OK. I agree that there are outside influences on a physician’s decision to admit patients, that docs should collaborate, and that we could all use a little more introspection as to our motives for admitting patients.

Then comes this quote: “I have found that many ER docs pull the hospitalization trigger a little faster than I do.”

To me, that became the thesis of his post: You guys admit patients that I don’t think need to be admitted and we need to talk about it.

OK. Let’s talk.

Interesting. I have found that some doctors who haven’t even examined the patients like to make snap judgements over the phone and risk my license by telling me to sign my name to discharge orders when I think patients do need to be admitted.

If I call a doc and think a patient needs to be admitted and the admitting doc or consultant doesn’t think so. I respect that physician’s opinion. Then I ask the doc to come to the emergency department, examine the patient, and write the discharge orders themselves.
If that happens, I often get the nose-breathing in the phone and the exasperated “fffffiiiine,” sometimes followed by attempted put downs such as “just admit the patient and I’ll discharge him later today.” As if that somehow diminishes my worth as a physician or something.

After a while, the docs begin to trust my opinion. Either that or they learn that they are either going to have to admit the patient or come in to discharge the patient and that they won’t win an argument with me.
Odd thing is that of all the docs who actually omit the nose breathing routine and show up in the ED, I can only remember one time in the past 10 years when a doc has come to the emergency department and discharged someone I thought needed to be admitted. That was on a patient with end-stage cardiomyopathy who the cardiologist said “was already on maximal therapy” and was going to “die at home regardless of what we did.” The cardiologist discharged the patient and the patient did die at home. Not too many people were happy with the cardiologist after the patient’s death.
I can also recall many times where docs have discharged patients that were admitted for only a few hours and then the patients either got worse or died.
It is an odd, but also memorable event to have a patient that you admitted earlier in the day come back and see you via ambulance during your same shift.
“Whaaa? Didn’t I just admit you earlier today?”
“Yeah, but Dr. Doroshow just came in and wrote discharge orders.”
Then there was the seven-figure verdict against one doc who discharged a patient from the ICU six hours after admission from the ED. The patient was found dead 12 hours later.

Granted that occurrences with bad outcomes are much less common than the eye-rolling comments to patients about “I don’t know why on Earth they ever admitted you for this,” but you only need a couple of the former to have a significant impact on your professional life. Defensive medicine? Maybe. Or is it “good care” to be thorough with patient complaints?

If you disagree with a decision to admit a patient, first realize that each doc has different practice patterns and you are not the yardstick by which the practice of medicine is measured. Discuss the case with the department chair. Better yet, if you want docs to engage in better decisionmaking when admitting GI patients, then give a grand rounds talk at your hospital about criteria for admission and discharge of common GI complaints in the ED. Create a list for all us ER docs and give the department chair copies of your handout to distribute to those docs that didn’t make it to your lecture. While you’re at it, read a little bit about EMTALA.

If you want to have a discussion about whether a patient needs to be admitted, I’m all for it. But the conversation is going to be in person. And you can write the discharge order when we’re done.

Now … let’s talk about all those unnecessary colonoscopies that are being done every day in hospitals across the nation.
Personally, I have found that many gastroenterologists like to perform EGDs and colonoscopies much more often than I think is necessary. What’s my explanation for this? Here are some possibilities.

– Pressures from hospitals to do procedures
– Pressure from primary care physicians to get the procedures done
– Belief that endoscopies markedly reduce malpractice risk of gastroenterologists
– Desire to eliminate uncertainty that a benign complaint is masquerading as a serious condition. “It’s probably your hemorrhoids, but let’s scope you just to be sure.”
– Pressure from patients to have the procedure done
– Gastroenterologists are making the proper judgment to scope the patient, but other physicians cavalierly advise conservative and much less expensive care.
– Oh, and let’s not forget greed (a.k.a. “scoping for dollars”).

Kind of different when the retrospectoscope is pointed in the other direction, isn’t it?

The Scarlet Ear

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Another page to the “that’s why they call it dope” chronicles.

ScienceDaily reports that several people are suffering from skin necrosis related to adultered cocaine. Updated ScienceDaily story here. Good Morning America report about topic here. January 2010 article in Time magazine about the same phenomenon here.

It seems that the dealers are cutting cocaine with a medication called levamisole, which is an antihelminthic and cancer treatment that was taken off the market in 2003 due to serious side effects.  Supposedly, levamisole increases the high experienced by cocaine users by increasing dopamine in the user’s body. Andrew Koppel, the son of news anchor Ted Koppel, died from a multi-drug overdose and was found to have levamisole in his body.

Levamisole was found in 70% of cocaine confiscated by the DEA in 2009 and in 82% of seized cocaine according to an April 2011 DEA report.

Although levamisole is not available for human use, it is reportedly still popular as a deworming agent by veterinarians.

I guess we can now cross “helminth infections” off of the differential diagnosis in cocaine users.

Maneurysms

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

During a lull in the day, the nurses were talking about … other nurses … and one nurse commented that a particular nurse’s mannerisms were annoying.

Only she didn’t call them “mannerisms,” she kept calling them “maneurysms.”

I was only half listening while working on the computer, but the word “maneurysm” kept catching my ear.

Finally I blurted out from the office … “Aaaah! My head! It’s killing me! I must be having a … a … maneurysm!”
I walked out of the office holding my head. Everyone looked at me like I had been drinking on the job.
“Isn’t that like a swollen blood vessel that only occurs in males?”
You know things aren’t going to go well when you have to explain yourself to a bunch of women with blank looks on their faces.

The backlash was vicious.
“You are such a dork.”
“That’s just like something a MAN would do. Making fun of the way a woman pronounces something.”
“Go back in your office and shut the door, will you?”

Thank you. Thank you very much. I’ll be here all shift. Be sure to tip your waitresses.

Some people just have no sense of “fumor.”

Back to the computer to find some used joke books on Amazon.

Medical Malpractice Hedge Funds

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

I was forwarded a Forbes Magazine article from an outraged physician.

The article explains how hedge funds in some states are financing medical malpractice lawsuits in exchange for a percentage of any judgment. The firm reviews the case, and, if it believes the case has merit, will provide money to finance litigation and expenses to the plaintiffs and their attorneys. One firm offers to advance up to $1 million in expenses in order to fund a case. If the plaintiff doesn’t win or settle the case, he or she owes the finance company nothing.

The Forbes article notes that when a similar system was initiated in Australia, the volume of litigation rose by 16.5%. Third party financing of plaintiff lawsuits reportedly totaled $1 billion in 2010. The article also asserts that such a system will increase defensive medicine and decrease the availability of physicians.

After reading the article, I had mixed emotions.

On its face, the concept of financing of plaintiff lawsuits seems distasteful. Giving unscrupulous attorneys a means to pursue frivolous lawsuits seems morally wrong. However, imagine that you were running such a hedge fund. Would you be willing to “invest” $100,000 into a lawsuit that didn’t have a very good chance of winning? I don’t have any information regarding the types of cases financed, but logically I can’t see these types of investments being used to advance frivolous litigation.

The article argues that there should be no third party financing of “frivolous lawsuits.” Isn’t malpractice insurance just a form of third party financing for defendants? If medical malpractice defendants have tremendous monetary resources from insurance companies in defending a case, how is providing the same resources to malpractice plaintiffs any different?

I do see a downside to such financing in “class action” lawsuits which often provide only marginal benefits to the members of the class while providing significant monetary benefits to the plaintiff attorneys. Otherwise, I’m not sure that I’m as offended by the idea as other people seem to be.

Malpractice cases should be decided on the merits of the case, not on whether one side has enough money to pursue the case.

What do you think? Is investor financing of plaintiff lawsuits a bad idea?

Healthcare Update 07-18-2011

Monday, July 18th, 2011

More patients gone wild. Texas man becomes disruptive in emergency department, rips IV out, flings blood everywhere, shoves police officers who happened to be in the ED at the time, then gets a throwdown. Now faces up to 20 years in prison. Of course if he beat the emergency department personnel senseless, he might get an overnight stay in jail and then would get flowers from the hospital administrators because his satisfaction scores didn’t meet hospital standards.

Judge lies about citizen “threatening” him and has citizen arrested. After learning that he was caught on tape, the judge later creates a court order forbidding audio or video recording anywhere on the court’s premises. Anyone else in society who was caught doing this would get thrown in jail.

$34 million verdict against New Jersey physician and nurse who raised patient’s sodium level too quickly and caused central pontine myelinolysis.

Shortages of necessary drugs such as succinylcholine and epinephrine threaten lives of patients. In a poll, more than 99% of hospitals reported shortages of at least one medication and almost half of hospitals reported shortages of more than 21 medications. Four out of five hospitals have either delayed treatment or have been unable to treat patients as recommended due to the shortages.
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Two Views of the Day

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

Most frustrating part of the day …

Working 60 hours in last 4 days, after being called an “idiot” by a patient because the hospital won’t dispense OTC antifungal cream for her foot fungus, running a code on a child who didn’t make it, telling a patient that she has metastatic lung cancer, getting threatened by another patient, being awake most of the past 24 hours, then driving home this morning and spending over an hour putting together my youngest daughter’s Barbie bicycle (complete with Barbie streamers, Barbie wheel inserts, and a miniature Barbie bike that sits on the handlebars and allows your child to take her own Barbie along on ride) which comes with minimal directions and no tools for assembly.
By the end of assembling that thing, I wanted to take a Phillips head screwdriver to the jugular of the person who designed it.

Best part of the day …

Getting to be the first one who takes a bike ride with my daughter down the street.
Amazing how one little smile changes your outlook.

 

 

 

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