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	<title>Comments on: WTF Moments #989 and #990</title>
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	<description>A blog from inside the emergency department</description>
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		<title>By: Dr. Grumpy</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-59147</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Grumpy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 23:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He needed the denture cup to catch what fell off when the power drill dug into his crotch.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He needed the denture cup to catch what fell off when the power drill dug into his crotch.</p>
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		<title>By: joebob</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58961</link>
		<dc:creator>joebob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 06:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the EMRAP lecturers this month spoke of a radiologist that configured his voice recognition software so that when he dicates &quot;Satan&#039;s asshole&quot; it transcribes &quot;elevated D-dimer.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the EMRAP lecturers this month spoke of a radiologist that configured his voice recognition software so that when he dicates &#8220;Satan&#8217;s asshole&#8221; it transcribes &#8220;elevated D-dimer.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Hueydoc</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58938</link>
		<dc:creator>Hueydoc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just laughed my head off at a post on Madness- the lady with the &quot;Fibromyalgia &quot; medical bracelet. I figured WC really needed to see it !]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just laughed my head off at a post on Madness- the lady with the &#8220;Fibromyalgia &#8221; medical bracelet. I figured WC really needed to see it !</p>
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		<title>By: SeaSpray</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58933</link>
		<dc:creator>SeaSpray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 22:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some things are better not known ...although ..I wonder too. :)

How do you go from finger to crotch?  Not even close!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some things are better not known &#8230;although ..I wonder too. <img src='http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>How do you go from finger to crotch?  Not even close!</p>
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		<title>By: Hueydoc</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58877</link>
		<dc:creator>Hueydoc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 13:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think when I get old and retired, I&#039;m going to go from ER to ER pulling stuff like that. Fake a seizure in the waiting room, run in and yell that my daughter is out in the car having a baby, sit in the waiting room and sell bottles of aspirin as &quot; oxycontin&quot; to the druggies,.......]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think when I get old and retired, I&#8217;m going to go from ER to ER pulling stuff like that. Fake a seizure in the waiting room, run in and yell that my daughter is out in the car having a baby, sit in the waiting room and sell bottles of aspirin as &#8221; oxycontin&#8221; to the druggies,&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: WTF #1 &#124; ER JEDI</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58874</link>
		<dc:creator>WTF #1 &#124; ER JEDI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 11:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] the idea from White Coat, I proudly present WTF moment [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] the idea from White Coat, I proudly present WTF moment [...]</p>
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		<title>By: DefendUSA</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58811</link>
		<dc:creator>DefendUSA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 20:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still love Dragon! We have a client who loves to leave letters as messages and it makes it easier to &quot;dictate&quot;!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still love Dragon! We have a client who loves to leave letters as messages and it makes it easier to &#8220;dictate&#8221;!!</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://www.epmonthly.com/whitecoat/2011/09/wtf-moments-989-and-990/#comment-58807</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 20:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[there&#039;s a difference?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there&#8217;s a difference?</p>
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