A man is brought in by police for blood draw after being arrested for suspicion of DUI.
It was very busy, so the patient and officer waited in the waiting room for an hour or so before being brought back to a room. Typically a serum alcohol level decreases by 20-25 mg/dl (.20 to .25) per hour. Already if the patient’s alcohol level was borderline high, it is now below the legal limit.
Upon arrival, the patient refused to submit to the DUI kit. He did allow the nurse to draw blood, though.
So the police officer loudly commented “What a dope. Now all we have to do is subpoena the hospital records to get his alcohol level.”
The nurse drew the patient’s blood, put the tubes in a biohazard bag, and set the tubes on the tray table next to the bed.
The lab tech came into the room to get the blood tubes. When she couldn’t find them, the patient told her that the nurse came back in and took the tubes with her.
“Oh, OK.” So she left to go back to the lab to run the blood.
The nurse came back into the room, filled out the paperwork for the officer, and discharged the patient to police custody.
About 45 minutes later, we get a call from the police officer. While the patient was being searched at the police station, the police officer made an interesting find in the patient’s coat pocket: A bag with multiple tubes of blood.
Checked the computer. No results. No blood received.
The patient grabbed his blood when the officer wasn’t looking.
I’m not a criminal lawyer, but I’m betting that DUI case will be thrown out.
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