Home remedy for lice kills a 1 year old child. Headline is a little misleading, though. Family members put mayonnaise all over the child’s scalp to suffocate the lice. No the child didn’t die from mayonnaise poisoning. The child died because the family members put a plastic bag over the child’s head and the bag slipped down over her face and suffocated her. Sad story.
The article links to another story about how 84% of lice in the US have a gene mutation making them resistant to OTC medications such as permethrin. I didn’t know that little factoid.
Another new one on me … Tightie Whities could be lowering your sperm count. The article links to this study on French men whose sperm was found to be of worse quality and whose sperm counts decreased significantly after wearing tight underwear for 15 hours a day. I thought it was just because they were French. OK OK I’m kidding. Also, riding a bike for 12-16 hours a week and growing older than 40 also cause deterioration in sperm and lower sperm counts according other studies cited in the article.
Need an investment? Buy as many Nicorette lozenges as you can find. Glaxo has apparently stopped producing the lozenges due to “quality control issues” and now buyers can’t find them anywhere. They’re currently selling for three or more times their retail price online. Even if the Nicorette gum tastes terrible, just chew a piece of gum and mix it with a piece of different gum.
This explains a lot. Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Patient Satisfaction Surveys.
“The doctors and nurses had no backbone to stand up to our sham company, the government and insurance companies forced our meaningless data down their throats, and the patients became captains of the ship. It became, quite literally, inmates running an asylum. Patients got more tests, more cancers, more drugs, more prescriptions, more addictions, and higher mortality. Here is the best part – the US Government, American taxpayers, and insurance companies are funding it all!”
Woman treated with fecal transplant for persistent clostridium difficile infection. Prior to the transplant, she weighed 136 pounds. Sixteen months later, the patient had gained 35 pounds and was unable to lose the weight even with a supervised protein diet and exercise regimen. The fecal donor, the patient’s daughter, was “healthy but obese.” Another instance raising the question whether the food that we eat makes us gain weight or whether the bacteria in our systems are primarily responsible for weight gain. Or perhaps the food that we eat alters the bacterial flora in the intestinal microbiome and affects our weight.
$17.5 million settlement after Kentucky’s TJ Samson Community Hospital ordered to pay $18.27 million in a jury verdict for a child who suffered brain injury at birth. Obstetrician who delivered baby was cleared of liability.
Regulating ourselves to better health care. National Practitioner Data Bank now requires state health profession regulatory boards to swear that they have submitted all reportable actions in a timely manner and expands audits of board actions to make sure that no physicians slip through the cracks.
Michigan man arrested for dialing 911 more than 100 times in one month. Initially says nothing and hangs up. Then when deputies stopped responding to the location, he began pretending that he had labored breathing. Finally made a call stating that he was hurt and needed help. When police triangulated the cell phone signal and knocked on doors throughout the trailer park, they found the suspect with 6 or 7 cell phones and a police scanner. He admitted to making the calls out of “drunken boredom” and was arrested.
Just think … if he just called 911 and went to the emergency department 100 times in a year, nothing would happen and he would get thousands of dollars in medical care.
England experiments with using private pharmacists providing medical treatment to patients with minor injuries and ailments. Emergency department patients are offered the option of waiting to see the physician or of seeing the pharmacist instead. So far, patients have given “extremely positive feedback” on the process.
Next up: Colonoscopies by college biology majors.
I’ve said before that I think we should deregulate the practice of medicine so that anyone can treat anyone for any medical ailment.
Amazing. And amazingly priced. Cell phone attachment allows patients to be screened for HIV and syphilis using a drop of blood. The devices cost $34 and are 96% accurate. Hat tip to Instapundit for the link
Should testosterone be as tightly regulated as it is? This article calls testosterone the “drug of the future” and compares its use to estrogen – which isn’t a controlled substance. One person interviewed for the article noted that “almost everything we treat in medicine is age-related. Aging is related to bad eyesight, bad hearing, bad joints, bad hearts, bad blood vessels, and cancer. We treat all of these without trying to minimize or diminish them that they are age related.” Why pick on testosterone use?
Damn. Boyfriend secretly records himself having sex with his 17 year old girlfriend. Video “somehow” gets uploaded to internet. Girlfriend finds out about it and becomes furious. She followed him into a bar, called him a “dog” in front of his friends, then dumped battery acid all over his lap. Boyfriends penis “will never work again” and he’ll have to urinate through a tube for the rest of his life.