The holidays have been eventful so far.
In the “I wish I had my camera ready” department: Driving down the main drag in town where all the stores are located. A man in Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit is walking up and down the street with a sign saying that puppies in the pet store on the corner are $100 off up until Christmas. At the stop light someone sticks his head out the passenger window and starts yelling at Clifford. Clifford keeps walking. Rolled down the window to hear what the guy in the car was saying and heard him yell “don’t buy there – they sell puppies from puppy mills!” Clifford drops the sign, spins around, and gives the motorist two front middle toes.
Went to a holiday party and was discussing the economy with a friend. Said that he was having problems with home life. His parents moved out of their house and are living with him in their spare bedroom. His adult son and his son’s fiancée are living in his basement. Another adult son dropped out of school and is living in his attic with a girlfriend. His quote was “I don’t have a home any more … I have a commune.”
One of our family members went to the big goldfish bowl in the sky on Christmas Day. The kids won a bunch of goldfish at an amusement park 5 years ago and the goldfish have been part of our family ever since. Flash started swimming upside down a few days before he died. The causes of upside down swimming are apparently related to a swimbladder problem in fish. We treated him with antibiotics for possible infection and gave him peas to combat possible “bloat” since peas are a laxative for fish. Despite antibiotics and peas, Flash died. He had a good life, though.
There are sooooo many people showing up in the emergency department over the holidays. Our hospital is packed. Of 26 beds in the emergency department, 19 were being used to board inpatients at one point during my last shift. Makes seeing patients a little more difficult when there’s nowhere to put them. Everyone in the waiting room is wearing masks because most patients are suffering from influenza-like illness. My informal survey of patients is that <10% of patients I treat for influenza symptoms have been immunized for influenza. Both the immunized patients on my last shift were elderly and had mild symptoms compared with their non-immunized counterparts.